- Dec 31, 2000
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Ok, as everyone here knows I am the resident ebay guru....I get this **** in my inbox in regard to a dell rig on auction
"can i get a service tag number so i can check it out"
"i was wondering is the flat panel montior included? how big is the screen"
My reply:
"Yes, 17 inches. HYNSX11 JYNSH11 2ZNXS11. Any of those should work. However Dell may not have them in the system yet."
His reply:
"i have call dell and comfirm with them that you are not real and the item that you sell are stolen.. and e-bay has been notifyed.."
Interesting. My reply since I havent gotten sleep in about 38 hours.....
Me: "What are you talking about? "
It: "my e-mail explain please read again"
Me: I dont understand the nature of your comment."
It: "oh wellz"
Me: "Where are you from?"
It: "why worrie about that"
(heres the fun part)
Me: "Because if Ebay cancels this auction my attorneys are going to sue you for slander."
It: "look at the information you provided me with those service tag number..
there all false attorney i got one too"
Me: "Got a phone number? How bout a state bar associtation membership?"
I dont know if I should get sleep or stay up and watch the dementia!
BTW, if anyone knows how to parse headers please PM me. Id like to see where this moron is posting from.
-PAB
P.S. In the ferengi spirit of saving bandwidth, I'm consolidating the Ebay moron thread with hotchic's congratulatory birthday thread (Not that they're associated with each other). Happy B-day.
-PAB
"can i get a service tag number so i can check it out"
"i was wondering is the flat panel montior included? how big is the screen"
My reply:
"Yes, 17 inches. HYNSX11 JYNSH11 2ZNXS11. Any of those should work. However Dell may not have them in the system yet."
His reply:
"i have call dell and comfirm with them that you are not real and the item that you sell are stolen.. and e-bay has been notifyed.."
Interesting. My reply since I havent gotten sleep in about 38 hours.....
Me: "What are you talking about? "
It: "my e-mail explain please read again"
Me: I dont understand the nature of your comment."
It: "oh wellz"
Me: "Where are you from?"
It: "why worrie about that"
(heres the fun part)
Me: "Because if Ebay cancels this auction my attorneys are going to sue you for slander."
It: "look at the information you provided me with those service tag number..
there all false attorney i got one too"
Me: "Got a phone number? How bout a state bar associtation membership?"
I dont know if I should get sleep or stay up and watch the dementia!
BTW, if anyone knows how to parse headers please PM me. Id like to see where this moron is posting from.
-PAB
P.S. In the ferengi spirit of saving bandwidth, I'm consolidating the Ebay moron thread with hotchic's congratulatory birthday thread (Not that they're associated with each other). Happy B-day.
-PAB
