You think you have it bad, I had this team killing $&#*tard bid on one of my items once:
This is his about me page:
----------NOTICE TO SELLER
THANKS FOR CHECKING ME OUT
I DON'T SELL ITEMS - I ONLY BUY THEM. I BELIEVE BUYERS HAVE EQUAL TO, IF NOT GREATER THAN, RIGHTS SELLERS MAY STATE. I WILL TRY TO COMPLETE TRANSACTIONS IN A PROFESSIONAL AND PLEASANT MANNER WHILE RETAINING MY HEREIN STATED RIGHTS.
STATED BUYER RIGHTS
I WILL NOT ACCEPT WINNING BIDS WHEN SELLER DELAYS SHIPPING MORE THAN TWO DAYS, EXCLUDING WEEKENDS AND HOLIDAYS. I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO HAVE MY ITEM(S) SHIPPED WITH THE SAME PROMPTNESS REQUIRED OF ME FOR PAYMENT. I RECOGNIZE THIS POLICY MAY VOID SOME PURCHASES AND THAT IS ACCEPTABLE TO ME.
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Not only that, this was his first email to me:
Hey yourself, Tyler.
It's wonderful that I won the 3400. I sincerely appreciate your email chalked full of useful and pertinent information. I'll try to get the ebay checkout completed ASAP. However, because of the holiday it could be any day from Friday to Monday. I'll be sure to let you know when checkout is completed.
Happy Holiday.
Since shipping will be charged at $24.99 I will expect USPS Priority Mail. It's a really good shipping method and you get a free shipping box. Is that cool, or what! Priority Mail is air shipping with less handling and no bouncing trucks to cause damage.
All you'll need do is bubblewrap the 3400, insert it into the free box, seal the box with free tape provided by USPS and label it for shipping. How could shipping ever be more simple and hassle free!
Then you can email the tracking number to me once you return home.
USPS is required as I'm never home to receive any other method of shipping. At least with USPS I can go to my local Post Office on a Saturday to pick up items. It's the only way I can prevent items from being returned to a shipper due no one home to receive. I have a note on my door telling ground delivery companies they do not have permission to leave a package and that has save a lot of headache.
Thanks again for your informative and friendly email. I look forward to completing the transaction and receiving the 3400.
Best regards,
Just a total ass, telling me what to do. I was very mad that he won the auction. Luckily I didnt have a problem with him after i send the thing
I clearly state in my actions SEVERAL times that i MUST have payment In 24-48 hrs. This is not me beeing an ass, its because i am only able to ship items on the weekend becasue of beeing at school, I do it so the buyer dosent have to wait another week. I thing that if your willing to bid on somthing you should know when it ends and be able to pay asap, i always pay within 10 min of mine ending.