Eating Pussy, A Guide

[Perknose]

Is it legal to eat your cat?

When police in Western New York pulled over Gary Korkuc for blowing off a stop sign on Sunday, they found a live cat in his trunk, covered in cooking oil, peppers, and salt. Korkuc told authorities that his pet feline was "possessive, greedy, and wasteful" and that he intended to cook and eat it.

Korkuc may just reality recognition problems.

Korkuc later denied having planned to eat the cat, telling local news station WGRZ that "that's conjecture and that's an assumption." He insisted to WGRZ that Navarro -- a neutered male by all accounts but Korkuc's -- had been pregnant and miscarried a litter of kittens. He claimed he was "taking it back over to the SPCA when [police] stopped me."

Eating pussy. Some think of it a felonious abomination, others as merely foreplay.

You?

Sorry Perknose, per Oldsmoboat's rule, if it's more than a few hours old, it's a repost. Original link in post #4 in this thread. -DrPizza

 

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I thought this was only illegal in places like Kansas.

 

[Evadman]

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[SKORPI0]

repost..... Feline marinade of the day Plus 2 other repost....