Eat radioactive shrimp, turn into the xenomorph (or maybe just grow an extra ear)

[nakedfrog]

It's so stupid you'd assume it's a joke, but there's no mirth in Senator John Kennedy's demeanor.
It's appalling the level of stupidity that's been normalized in our capitol.

Republican senator suggests eating radioactive shrimp will turn you into an alien

Louisiana Republican John Kennedy claimed that eating recalled radioactive shrimp could make people resemble the creature from the sci-fi horror movie Alien – or even grow an extra ear

www.independent.co.uk

 

[allisolm]

The Kennedy surname goes with craziness these days.

 

[Paratus]

I’ll have the shrimp.



On second thought check please!

 

[brycejones]

The Kennedy surname goes with craziness these days.

John Oliver repeatedly playing Kennedy saying “I want your cock in my mouth” is just awesome.

 

[HomerJS]

It's so stupid you'd assume it's a joke, but there's no mirth in Senator John Kennedy's demeanor.
It's appalling the level of stupidity that's been normalized in our capitol.

Republican senator suggests eating radioactive shrimp will turn you into an alien

Louisiana Republican John Kennedy claimed that eating recalled radioactive shrimp could make people resemble the creature from the sci-fi horror movie Alien – or even grow an extra ear

www.independent.co.uk

What makes this so evil is this guy isn’t stupid. He’s an highly educated lawyer who can speak much better than he pretends

It’s amazing what people in the right count as good governance.

 

[brycejones]

What makes this so evil is this guy isn’t stupid. He’s an highly educated lawyer who can speak much better than he pretends

It’s amazing what people in the right count as good governance.

But he sounds just like me, not some stuck up college snob who can't possibly understand the struggles of living in a trailer unlike this genuine person.