- Jun 19, 2003
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A married couple returns to the same hotel room where they had spent their honeymoon forty years earlier.
The wife takes off her clothes, lies down on the bed, and spreads her legs.
The husband looks at her and he begins to weep uncontrollably.
"What's the matter?" she asks.
"Forty years ago," he says, "I couldn't wait to eat it, and now..."
"Now?" she asks.
"Now, it looks like it can't wait to eat ME!"
The wife takes off her clothes, lies down on the bed, and spreads her legs.
The husband looks at her and he begins to weep uncontrollably.
"What's the matter?" she asks.
"Forty years ago," he says, "I couldn't wait to eat it, and now..."
"Now?" she asks.
"Now, it looks like it can't wait to eat ME!"
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