Easiest way to drop ten pounds in two months?

[brigden]

I work nine hour days and I honestly don't feel like hitting the gym afterwards. I don't eat much crap, or much at all, but I do induldge once in a while. However, I do drink, often heavily, and that isn't going to change.

What's the easiest way to lose ten pounds?

 

[naruto1988]

stop drinking

 

[audi]

exlax

 

[moshquerade]

take a massive dump

 

[gscone]

Cut carbs and try to walk up/down to different floors. Drink plenty of water and try to cut out the alcoholic beverages.

 

[Juice Box]

Ive been simply doing cardio and eating less... itll happen. ive lost 5 lbs in a week so far. Try to cut cals down to like 1500 a day, and it should go on its own

 

[trmiv]

Well if you're not able to exercise, change your diet, or stop drinking, all you can do is cut off a leg

 

[brigden]

Originally posted by: gscone
Cut carbs and try to walk up/down to different floors. Drink plenty of water and try to cut out the alcoholic beverages.

I do a massive amount of walking. In fact, I walk to work, which is only ten minutes from my house by foot.

 

[brigden]

Originally posted by: naruto1988
stop drinking

Not going to happen.

 

[Mookow]

Use ~36,000 calories more than you take in. Really, thats about the only way. But it is actually pretty manageable, just eat ~500 less calories per day for the next two months.

 

[ggavinmoss]

So you don't want to change your bad habits and refuse to work out? You sound like the average dieter to me.

-geoff

 

[Krk3561]

Originally posted by: trmiv
Well if you're not able to exercise, change your diet, or stop drinking, all you can do is cut off a leg

The third leg, though not 10 lbs, would be the most useful to society in the case of brigden. Most importantly, he would not be able to replicate himself...

*shudders*

 

[nick1985]

run

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: trmiv
Well if you're not able to exercise, change your diet, or stop drinking, all you can do is cut off a leg

OR he could cut himself and not seek medical attention until 1.2 gallons are gone.

 

[mchammer187]

exercise during lunch
or eat less / diet

those are going to be your only options outside of drugs

 

[Mik3y]

run a mile a day.

 

[neonerd]

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: naruto1988
stop drinking

Not going to happen.

What's the easiest way to lose ten pounds?

Not going to happen.

 

[brigden]

Originally posted by: neonerd

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: naruto1988
stop drinking

Not going to happen.

What's the easiest way to lose ten pounds?

Not going to happen.

I dropped twnety-five pounds in two months, but that was because I was on a tuna diet. Poor student.

 

[z0mb13]

cut something off?

 

[neonerd]

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: neonerd

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: naruto1988
stop drinking

Not going to happen.

What's the easiest way to lose ten pounds?

Not going to happen.

I dropped twnety-five pounds in two months, but that was because I was on a tuna diet. Poor student.

i don't call that easy

 

Originally posted by: brigden
I dropped twnety-five pounds in two months, but that was because I was on a tuna diet. Poor student.

Yum, mercury poisoning.

 

[Wallydraigle]

Ride the snake.

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
Ride the snake.

But he already does that.

 

[Pr0d1gy]

Eat Lean Cuisines for your meals, 5 times a day (or 4 and a good breakfast), and do some moderate excercise. I suggest walking for 20+ minutes everyday.

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: neonerd

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: naruto1988
stop drinking

Not going to happen.

What's the easiest way to lose ten pounds?

Not going to happen.

I dropped twnety-five pounds in two months, but that was because I was on a tuna diet. Poor student.

You just answered your own question. Get back on it...