Eagleman Commercials

[Juice Box]

Have you ever seen an Eagleman Insurance Commercial?



Cant find a video... lemme re enact it

This is the one that featured Mancow

Two ppl get into an accident
They get out
A lady comes out of nowhere and says "Do YOU have insurance on this car??"
The guy says "No, I dont..... UH oh!"
A huge eagle flys out of the sky and lands on the car
Woman says "LOOK, it must be eagle man!!"
Eagle says "IVE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU!!!"
Eagle drops a huge egg which breaks open
A baby eagle comes out holding a card with the insurance company rates on them
Woman says "WOW, look at those LOW rates"

and it ends

 

[Schadenfreude]

Dude, this is a Chicago-specific EVENT: plus this thing started airing years ago when I was still at home . . . at least a decade ago, even?

It's got so many variations it's not even funny!

 

[Schadenfreude]

Oh, btw, it's akin to the EMPIRE Carpet commecial. 888-2300-EMPIRE :music:

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: Jehovah
Oh, btw, it's akin to the EMPIRE Carpet commecial. 888-2300-EMPIRE :music:

oh man, that man with the glasses pissed me off

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: Jehovah
Oh, btw, it's akin to the EMPIRE Carpet commecial. 888-2300-EMPIRE :music:

Its 800-588-2300 EMPIRE n00b.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: digitalsnare

Originally posted by: Jehovah
Oh, btw, it's akin to the EMPIRE Carpet commecial. 888-2300-EMPIRE :music:

oh man, that man with the glasses pissed me off

LOL!

Considering that only a handful of the people on this board are Chicagoans (the best city in the world I might add, crappy commercials or not), I doubt you'll get much of a reply . . ..

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: Jehovah
Oh, btw, it's akin to the EMPIRE Carpet commecial. 888-2300-EMPIRE :music:

Its 800-588-2300 EMPIRE n00b.

damn, played

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: Jehovah
Oh, btw, it's akin to the EMPIRE Carpet commecial. 888-2300-EMPIRE :music:

Its 800-588-2300 EMPIRE n00b.

Y'know, I wasn't sure if it was 588 or 888 . . . damn I shoulda went with my first guess.

 

[Juice Box]

Jehovah you have a problem called neffing.... you need to compile your posts into fewer... you think up ideas and spread them over like 5 posts....... cool it down buddy

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Oh and btw ive seen those Eagleman commercials. They are classic

 

[MichaelD]

Hmm. That whole "I've got something for you!" thing has me thinking. :evil:

This could spawn a whole BUNCH of different types of commercials. Think of the possibilities for condom commercials, let's say. :wine:

 

[Schadenfreude]

I'm bored - and I want to raise my threadpost man! Ah procratination . . . what a great tool . . ..

(plus I'm kinda hopped up on caffeine right now)

 

[causearuckus]

I always liked eagleman, but how does a dude eagle lay an egg? and the empire commercials were good until they got a new animation

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: Jehovah
I'm bored - and I want to raise my threadpost man! Ah procratination . . . what a great tool . . ..

(plus I'm kinda hopped up on caffeine right now)

ok.... but this isint the first time

 

[MDE]

Those commercials are so bad they're funny. I love how Empire recycles 90% of last year's holiday sale commerical into this year's. I swear I've seen the Empire Carpet Man talk to the same turkey every Thanksgiving I can remember.

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: MDE
Those commercials are so bad they're funny. I love how Empire recycles 90% of last year's holiday sale commerical into this year's. I swear I've seen the Empire Carpet Man talk to the same turkey every Thanksgiving I can remember.

yeah, and how he like jumps when the turkey yells, lol

 

[Evadman]

That comercial was from the early 90's and I STILL remember it. Fricking stupid. Now, they have a rap/jingle they play on Q101. I gotta admit, it is catchy, but annoying. I still remember the last 4 digits of the phone number. 7576.

The eagle man, with the lowest rates.
one phone call is all it takes.

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: Evadman
That comercial was from the early 90's and I STILL remember it. Fricking stupid. Now, they have a rap/jingle they play on Q101. I gotta admit, it is catchy, but annoying. I still remember the last 4 digits of the phone number. 7576.

The eagle man, with the lowest rates.
one phone call is all it takes.

DUDE!!!!! Ive heard that commercial EVERYDAY, and i JUST NOW put it together.... WOW lol

 

[causearuckus]

what about those crazy guys singing, they have doing that since i was born. i remember the days when you ordered carpet and got a MJ autographed basketball