Dying

[sdifox]

I don't trust my mind at all.

Cuz you don't got one

@Red Squirrel, this guy is your future.

 

[sdifox]

now did the turtle climb up there or did someone put them there?

Small trampolines

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

^^^ Or parachutes.

 

[Captante]

Tiny step-ladder?

 

[sdifox]

Tiny step-ladder?

ramps... did you forget about simple machines?

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

Or ....

 

[Captante]

Parachute??

 

[Muse]

Everybody knows golf balls defy logic and physics

If true, that's a big problem for me, being strong in both.

Actually my favorite thing to do with 3 golf balls is practice putt. Making a totem pole of 3 would provide little satisfaction compared to sinking 3 fifteen+ foot putts in a row.

 

[Muse]

This was obviously due to human intervention. Danged humans, cain't trust 'em.

 

[nakedfrog]

Burn the heretic, he hath forsaken our turtle masters!

 

[sdifox]

If true, that's a big problem for me, being strong in both.

Actually my favorite thing to do with 3 golf balls is practice putt. Making a totem pole of 3 would provide little satisfaction compared to sinking 3 fifteen+ foot putts in a row.

Ah golf, the preferred sport of masochists.

 

[sdifox]

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This was obviously due to human intervention. Danged humans, cain't trust 'em.

Turtles have to climb to copulate. Some turtles do pile up together for self preservation but obviously not in sich a neat pile.

 

[Muse]

Turtles have to climb to copulate. Some turtles do pile up together for aelf preservation but obviously not in sich a neat pile.

That's why I figure the photographer had a hand in it.

 

[Muse]

Ah golf, the preferred sport of masochists.

Arguably, but it can be a lot of fun, in fact Roger Ebert noted that a friend of him assured him it was better than sex because it lasted longer.

 

[sdifox]

That's why I figure the photographer had a hand in it.

I could have picked this picture...

 

[nakedfrog]

Less talky, more burny!

 

[sdifox]

Arguably, but it can be a lot of fun, in fact Roger Ebert noted that a friend of him assured him it was better than sex because it lasted longer.

His friend's wife also said sex was better when her husband wasn't around.

 

[Captante]

Less talky, more burny!

Okay!

(this one is a bit sketchy!)

 

[nakedfrog]

WITCHCRAFT!

 

[Captante]

 

[Charmonium]

^ somebody is going to want their balls back.

OK, probably not the most elegant way to phrase that. (Sterling Archer - are we not doing phrasing any more?) Hahaha

 

[Muse]

I don't trust my mind at all.

You don't trust yourself?

[Verse 1]
Trust yourself
Trust yourself to do the things that only you know best
Trust yourself
Trust yourself to do what’s right and not be second-guessed
Don’t trust me to show you beauty
When beauty may only turn to rust
If you need somebody you can trust, trust yourself

[Verse 2]
Trust yourself
Trust yourself to know the way that will prove true in the end
Trust yourself
Trust yourself to find the path where there is no if and when
Don’t trust me to show you the truth
When the truth may only be ashes and dust
If you want somebody you can trust, trust yourself

[Verse 3]
Well, you’re on your own, you always were
In a land of wolves and thieves
Don’t put your hope in ungodly man
Or be a slave to what somebody else believes

[Verse 4]
Trust yourself
And you won’t be disappointed when vain people let you down
Trust yourself
And look not for answers where no answers can be found
Don’t trust me to show you love
When my love may be only lust

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

My mind and my self often disagree.

 

[sdifox]

 

[Muse]

My mind and my self often disagree.

Your mistake would seem to be that you make a distinction.