Dwight Howard's girlfriend

zerocool84

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WTF he could do so much better. He's a young kid. He doesn't need a gf. He needs to be banging as many chicks as he can, with the proper protection of course. Well to think of it, do they make condoms to fit a guy with a dilly-wompas that big?
 

ed21x

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he is almost 7 feet, so pretty much any girl he gets will look tiny.
 

QueBert

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Originally posted by: zerocool84
WTF he could do so much better. He's a young kid. He doesn't need a gf. He needs to be banging as many chicks as he can, with the proper protection of course. Well to think of it, do they make condoms to fit a guy with a dilly-wompas that big?

Magnum XL, his might not be the size of a billy club club. Shaq said in a radio interview when asked how big his penis was, that it's 9.7 inches erect. They called him a liar, so he offered to take the female co-host in the back and prove it to her lol. Only Shaq could say 9.7 and people think he lying on the small size. I dunno if he was bullshiting or not, but if that's the truth. For his size that's not as ginormous as I would have though. maybe Dwight is about the same.

 

Flipped Gazelle

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Originally posted by: zerocool84
WTF he could do so much better. He's a young kid. He doesn't need a gf. He needs to be banging as many chicks as he can, with the proper protection of course.

Why?

 

Newbian

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Originally posted by: Flipped Gazelle
Originally posted by: zerocool84
WTF he could do so much better. He's a young kid. He doesn't need a gf. He needs to be banging as many chicks as he can, with the proper protection of course.

Why?

So he doesn't have to pay child support. ;)
 

QueBert

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Originally posted by: zerocool84
WTF he could do so much better. He's a young kid. He doesn't need a gf. He needs to be banging as many chicks as he can, with the proper protection of course. Well to think of it, do they make condoms to fit a guy with a dilly-wompas that big?

It's just a picture, there's no story, no info, no nothing. maybe that is one of the young chicks he's banging. Or maybe it is his GF and he's banging tons of young chicks on the side. Most basketball players aren't exactly know for being faithful.
 

Barfo

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Originally posted by: QueBert
Originally posted by: zerocool84
WTF he could do so much better. He's a young kid. He doesn't need a gf. He needs to be banging as many chicks as he can, with the proper protection of course. Well to think of it, do they make condoms to fit a guy with a dilly-wompas that big?

Magnum XL, his might not be the size of a billy club club. Shaq said in a radio interview when asked how big his penis was, that it's 9.7 inches erect. They called him a liar, so he offered to take the female co-host in the back and prove it to her lol. Only Shaq could say 9.7 and people think he lying on the small size. I dunno if he was bullshiting or not, but if that's the truth. For his size that's not as ginormous as I would have though. maybe Dwight is about the same.

WTF? Why do you have that information?