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dwarf joke (recently edited)

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mdchesne

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7 Dwarfs go to meet the pope
Dopey says "almighty pope are there any midget nuns in the vatican?"
The pope thinks for a while then replies "no dopey, there are no midget nuns in the vatican"
The other dwarfs begin to chuckle,
Dopey asks the pope "are there any midget nuns in Europe?"
Again the pope replies "no"
By now the other dwarfs are rolling on the floor with laughter.
Dopey asks the pope "are there any midget nuns in the world?"
"No" replies the pope " there are no midget nuns in the world"
The other dwarfs begin dancing round the room chanting:
Dopey made love to a penguin!!
Dopey made love to a penguin!!
Dopey made love to a penguin!!
 
Originally posted by: mdchesne
a man goes to the gates of heavene where he is met by jesus. "why are you here?" jesus says. "im looking for my son" the man replies. "well, there is a lot of people here, give me hand by describing him". "well he has holes in his hands and holes in his feet". Jesus brakes down in a flood of tears.

"DADDY" jesus cries.
The man replies "pinnochio!"

Must admit I don't get that one
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A little girl says to her mom: "is god black or white?"
mom says: "both."
the daughter asks: "is god a man or a woman?"
Mom says: "Both."The daughter pauses a moment, looking mildly confused, then her face is lit with sudden comprehension and she says: "Ohhh! God is Michael Jackson!"

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how did helen keller burn her face...

she picked up the iron when the phone rang
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Haha Jesus though it was his father because he said he had holes in his hands and feet, and Jesus had the same thing, caused by him being nailed to a cross. But it was actually Gepetto from the story of Pinocchio.
 
A little girl says to her mom: "is god black or white?"
mom says: "both."
the daughter asks: "is god a man or a woman?"
Mom says: "Both."The daughter pauses a moment, looking mildly confused, then her face is lit with sudden comprehension and she says: "Ohhh! God is Michael Jackson!"
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:laugh:
 
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