Dwarf, Elf or Human

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What'll it be? (Public Pole)

  • Dwarf

  • Elf

  • Human

  • DRAGON!!


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Imp

Lifer
Feb 8, 2000
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Elf. Immortal as long as no one kills you.

Dragon is nice, but always assholes trying to kill you.
 

DangerAardvark

Diamond Member
Oct 22, 2004
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Prince is an elf. Danny Devito is a dwarf. Beck and Bjork are Nordic ice elves. Danny Devito is a dwarf.
 

Newbian

Lifer
Aug 24, 2008
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If we are going for D&D rules it would be a dwarf as they live about as long as a elf and generally elves are weaker then even humans physically and still to much emo.
 

dighn

Lifer
Aug 12, 2001
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If we are going for D&D rules it would be a dwarf as they live about as long as a elf and generally elves are weaker then even humans physically and still to much emo.

yeah but you'd be a manlet and prone to being punched by certain psychotic atoters

but then you could probably kick their ass with your greater fortitude
 

Newbian

Lifer
Aug 24, 2008
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yeah but you'd be a manlet and prone to being punched by certain psychotic atoters

but then you could probably kick their ass with your greater fortitude

Shin biting is always a good move. ;)

Plus they can out drink about anything with two legs.
 

Kirby

Lifer
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