Dwarf crime a 'growing' problem

[Queasy]

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Thieves are robbing long-distance coaches by sneaking dwarves into the luggage holds in sports bags.

Once inside, they slip out from their hiding places to rifle through the belongings of unsuspecting travellers.

Then they take their loot back to their hiding place and wait to be collected by another gang member when the coach reaches its destination, reports The Sun.

They have stolen thousands of pounds in cash, gems and other valuables in recent months.

Swebus, which ferries thousands of Brits across Sweden, has been among coach firms targeted.

A spokesman said: "We have had reports about several thefts by dwarves on the stretch between Vasteras and Stockholm.

"We're thinking of installing video cameras."

A Stockholm Police spokesman said: "We are looking at our records to identify criminals of limited stature."

:laugh:

Makes me think of the scene from I'm Gonna Git You Sucka with the midget gang.

 

[eplebnista]

lol

 

[BudAshes]

Awesome.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Damn midgets!!!

 

[Baked]

Little people always up to no good. They only deserve 1/2 citizen status.

 

[cKGunslinger]

I've always said, "Dwarf Rogues, FTW!"

 

[MyThirdEye]

Originally posted by: Baked
Little people always up to no good. They only deserve 1/2 citizen status.

haha

 

[conehead433]

They need to catch them and toss them in jail.

 

[jagec]

That's awesome.

Dwarves: Not just for German porn.

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
I've always said, "Dwarf Rogues, FTW!"

multiclassing ftw

 

[paulxcook]

So short people DO got a reason to live. Teh lootz.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: conehead433
They need to catch them and toss them in jail.

They need to catch them and toss them in the air. And then catch them again. Repeat. Nothing is more fun than a good old-fashioned midget toss.

 

[tomt4535]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: conehead433
They need to catch them and toss them in jail.

They need to catch them and toss them in the air. And then catch them again. Repeat. Nothing is more fun than a good old-fashioned midget toss.

:thumbsup:

 

[imported_Imp]

Booya, I have a future afterall.

 

[SZLiao214]

Originally posted by: andylawcc

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
I've always said, "Dwarf Rogues, FTW!"

multiclassing ftw

hahaha, thats great.