DurocShark is getting pwned!

[DurocShark]

I feel bad about posting this so soon after Crab's actual serious problem. Makes me look small and petty. But I just need to blow off some steam...

Moving to Denver for the company. Company has so far decided not to provide any moving funds.

My marriage is crap. Haven't had nookie in weeks. Wife just yells and screams all the time, going on for a year now. Getting really fscking old.

Part of the reason I want to move to Denver is to be able to change what I do. I'm bored. I'm tired of staring at a monitor all day. I wanted a supervisor postition, and instead they give it to a guy with turretts (sp?) syndrome. WTF?

I think I need to get laid and a good drunk on. Too bad the two can't go together. :|

 

[Spikesoldier]

get some johnny walker blue label

you will feel much better

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

Pay a hooker, drink some Jack.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Whiskey and strange, two great tastes that taste great together.

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Whiskey and strange, two great tastes that taste great together.

WTF is that?

 

[atiyeh]

strange = NOT WIFE.

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: atiyeh
strange = NOT WIFE.

Ahh... Like the smokin hot chinese girl that sits next to me at work? Or the gorgeous 6ft redhead that sits across from me?

Heck, I'm moving out of state and will never see them again... Maybe I should tap both of 'em!

 

[yourdeardaniel]

Originally posted by: DurocShark

Originally posted by: atiyeh
strange = NOT WIFE.

Ahh... Like the smokin hot chinese girl that sits next to me at work? Or the gorgeous 6ft redhead that sits across from me?

Heck, I'm moving out of state and will never see them again... Maybe I should tap both of 'em!

:evil: