Dumbledore was gay?

Cogman

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Rowling was too big of a pansy to actually put it in the books, she waited until AFTER the sales of the last book where starting to taper, then made this announcement. IMO it was an attempt at a media grab.
 

SZLiao214

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It isn't nice to say bad things about dead people. Do you see what i did there?

Heh i read an article about that a while back. Didn't think it really mattered.
 

Red Dawn

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Rowling was too big of a pansy to actually put it in the books, she waited until AFTER the sales of the last book where starting to taper, then made this announcement. IMO it was an attempt at a media grab.
Well the Fundies made a big stink over the books as they were, just imagine if Dumbledore was outed in those books?
 
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nageov3t

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Rowling was too big of a pansy to actually put it in the books, she waited until AFTER the sales of the last book where starting to taper, then made this announcement. IMO it was an attempt at a media grab.
it was pretty obvious in the last book

JK Rowling's got such an absurd amount of money that I really can't imagine she needs a "media grab" at this point.
 

Cogman

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Well the Fundies made a big stink over the books as they were, just imagine if Dumbledore outed in those books?
Meh, then the fundies that weren't already buying the books would have another reason not to buy the books.

If that was really her intention, then why did she make the gay comment in the first place. Again, I thought it was a advertisement move to generate hype more then anything else.
 
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Red Dawn

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Meh, then the fundies that weren't already buying the books would have another reason to to buy the books.

If that was really her intention, then why did she make the gay comment in the first place. Again, I thought it was a advertisement move to generate hype more then anything else.
Ok, I was reaching():)
 

IronWing

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Well, Dumbledore was a Jesus figure so of course he was gay.




Okay, he wasn't the ridiculous Jesus figure Harry turned into in the last book but still.
 

SKORPI0

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Old news bro... :D
 

ahenkel

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it's not just wizards now with their satanic devil worshiping sorcery kids have to deal with. Now its gay wizards. Oh lord save us from this evil.
 

Hayabusa Rider

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Rowling was like - "Fuck I should have made someone Gay. Damn, what now? Oh, yeah- HEY EVERYONE DUMBLEDORE IS DEAD. NO I MEAN WAS GAY"
 

Cogman

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Rowling was like - "Fuck I should have made someone Gay. Damn, what now? Oh, yeah- HEY EVERYONE DUMBLEDORE IS DEAD. NO I MEAN WAS GAY"

THAT IT! The part where snape kills dumbledore was really a gay love scene, just a series of misplaced words and punctuation turned into dumbledore's death! We've all misuderstood JK for years!