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Dumbest Things You've heard from friends or people you actually know
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darkswordsman17
Lifer
One of my friends tried to say that when movies are put on DVD they are edited and have certain parts taken out of them. He swears that the movie Gladiator has some scenes cut out of it on the DVD. I was like, um, no, they actually add scenes if anything.
And then I have a friend that has to be one of the king's of dumbassery. For some reason I can't think of much of what he's actually said, but man, he's incredibly stupid. I guess I remember one time he was telling us about some truck and another friend and I were saying that it sucked. His response to try to convince us it was cool is that it had Goodyear tires.
And then I have a friend that has to be one of the king's of dumbassery. For some reason I can't think of much of what he's actually said, but man, he's incredibly stupid. I guess I remember one time he was telling us about some truck and another friend and I were saying that it sucked. His response to try to convince us it was cool is that it had Goodyear tires.
kranky
Elite Member
One night while working at the school rec center, a co-worker came in with a brand-new very expensive calculator. She was headed to the library and we asked if we could check out her new toy until she came back.
When she got back, we told her that we must have overused it and we used up all the "8"s in the display. And we told her it shouldn't be a problem, since any time there was a blank space in the display, she would know that was supposed to be an "8".
"That's just great," she said, "so what am I going to do when the next number gets used up? How am I going to be able to tell the difference then?
When she got back, we told her that we must have overused it and we used up all the "8"s in the display. And we told her it shouldn't be a problem, since any time there was a blank space in the display, she would know that was supposed to be an "8".
"That's just great," she said, "so what am I going to do when the next number gets used up? How am I going to be able to tell the difference then?
SilentZero
Diamond Member
My dad sometimes seems like a archie bunker clone....nuff said.
PlatinumGold
Lifer
"birds of a feather flock together"
DingDingDao
Diamond Member
That thing got a hemi?
Okay, real list:
1) Grass monkey...that chunky monkey (should've been Brass Monkey/Funky Monkey by Beastie Boys)
2) Mississippi ain't a state!
3) My gf's car has a sticker on the window that says, "Radio will not work if removed." When it started to peel, I went to take it off, and my gf's sis says, "Don't! If you take the sticker off the radio won't work!"
Ok i'm done
ChurchOfSubgenius
Platinum Member
A couple of gems from my wife....
scene: we are walking along a walkpath by a river in a park and we come to where ashphalt path turns into a splayed out park entrance of buried round tree sections (like patio stones, but wood)....
I say "wow, that is pretty cool"
she replies "wow, it sure is...but how did they get them to grow so close together?"
scene: we are in a stationary store that has a large rack of cute pens, pencils and erasers for kids and I see an eraser shaped like a Crayola crayon and hold it up for my wife to see...
she says" cool, that would be great for kids that always color outside the lines"
I once worked with this clown who among many many other things used the word "stupidious" to descibe things he didn't understand (gee, how many times a day did he use that one), he also had never heard of Oregeno (the spice)....I wish I could remember more, he was a true halfwit buffet.
scene: we are walking along a walkpath by a river in a park and we come to where ashphalt path turns into a splayed out park entrance of buried round tree sections (like patio stones, but wood)....
I say "wow, that is pretty cool"
she replies "wow, it sure is...but how did they get them to grow so close together?"
scene: we are in a stationary store that has a large rack of cute pens, pencils and erasers for kids and I see an eraser shaped like a Crayola crayon and hold it up for my wife to see...
she says" cool, that would be great for kids that always color outside the lines"
I once worked with this clown who among many many other things used the word "stupidious" to descibe things he didn't understand (gee, how many times a day did he use that one), he also had never heard of Oregeno (the spice)....I wish I could remember more, he was a true halfwit buffet.
ChurchOfSubgenius
Platinum Member
Please have a seat in your avatar and don't get up until your ignorance has left the building. (no more posting in the meantime)
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