Dumbest.....thief.....ever....

[dugweb]

Originally posted by: Darein

Originally posted by: Spooner
let the guy go, he'll eventually kill himself off

Hopefully not taking anyone out with him, in his final blaze of dumb glory.

this guys final blaze of glory would probably consist of running into brick walls... getting his car jacked... and seppeku

 

[Queasy]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: Millennium
MMM... Drano and Coke. The nectar of the Gods.

Yep....intoxication and regularity....all in one delicious, fizzy concoction.

It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: Millennium
MMM... Drano and Coke. The nectar of the Gods.

Yep....intoxication and regularity....all in one delicious, fizzy concoction.

It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.

LMAO! You and I have to meet up for a beer someday..

 

[Queasy]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: Millennium
MMM... Drano and Coke. The nectar of the Gods.

Yep....intoxication and regularity....all in one delicious, fizzy concoction.

It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.

LMAO! You and I have to meet up for a beer someday..

Sounds good but you're buying. Fortunately for you, I don't drink beer

 

[LuNoTiCK]

He should never mate.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: Millennium
MMM... Drano and Coke. The nectar of the Gods.

Yep....intoxication and regularity....all in one delicious, fizzy concoction.

It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.

LMAO! You and I have to meet up for a beer someday..

Sounds good but you're buying. Fortunately for you, I don't drink beer

DOH!

 

[ProviaFan]

Reminds me of this semi-unrelated article on burglars I got from a newspaper clipping I was given a few years ago. This particular story came from the section entitled "State Briefs":

Burglar makes getaway on bicycle minus his shirt and pants
SANTA ROSA, Calif (AP) ? Memo to would-be robbers: A sweatshirt and sweat pants may not make the best burgling outfit. Just ask Lloyd Jacklich. Police say Jacklich was rifling through the kitchen cabinets at the home of Sarah Rogers? former father-in-law Thursday when Ms. Rogers walked in and caught him.
A scuffle ensued as he tried to flee, but Ms. Rogers grabbed at whatever she could. Before long, Jacklich had lost his sweatshirt, then his pants, which he had stuffed with stolen money, Sonoma County Sheriff?s Lt. Larry Doherty said. Naked, Jacklich made for the door, hopped on his bicycle and pedaled away. Deputies later found him sitting au natural in a nearby tree. He climbed down and ?was very cooperative,? Doherty said. He was being held in the Sonoma County Jail on suspicion of burglary and other outstanding warrants.