Dumbest quotes of 2005

[Todd33]

25) "I think with a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court, you can't play, you know, hide the salami, or whatever it's called." --Democratic Party Chairman Howard Dean, urging President Bush to make public Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers's White House records, Oct. 5, 2005 (Source) (Read more stupid Dean quotes)

24) "If I would do another 'Terminator' movie I would have Terminator travel back in time and tell Arnold not to have a special election." --California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, after all four of his ballot initiatives were roundly defeated in the special election he called, Nov. 10, 2005.

23) "Get some devastation in the back." --Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, to a staff photographer as he posed for a photo op while visiting tsunami-ravaged Sri Lanka, Jan. 6, 2005 (Source)

22) "I was trying to escape. Obviously, it didn't work." --President Bush, after being thwarted by locked doors when he tried to exit a news conference in Beijing in the face of hostile questioning from reporters, Nov. 20, 2005 (Source) (Read more about Bush's door gaffe)

21) "I am not going to give you a number for it because it's not my business to do intelligent work." --Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, asked to estimate the number of Iraqi insurgents while testifying before Congress, Feb. 16, 2005 (Source) (Read more Rumsfeldisms)

20) "I think they're in the last throes, if you will, of the insurgency." --Vice President Dick Cheney, on the Iraq insurgency, June 20, 2005 (Source) (Read more stupid Cheney quotes

19) "You think people can work all day and then pick up their kids at child care or wherever and get home and still manage to sandwich in an eight-hour vote? Well Republicans, I guess can do that. Because a lot of them have never made an honest living in their lives." --Democratic Party Chairman Howard Dean, speaking at the Campaign for America's Future annual gathering, June 3, 2005 (Source)

18) "I do know that it's true that if you wanted to reduce crime, you could, if that were your sole purpose, you could abort every black baby in this country, and your crime rate would go down." --Bill Bennett, former Education Secretary and author of "The Book of Virtues," Sept. 28, 2005 (Source)

17) "You know, I don't know about this doctrine of assassination, but if he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it. It's a whole lot cheaper than starting a war." --Pat Robertson, calling for the assassination of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, Aug. 22, 2005 (Source) (Read more stupid Pat Robertson Quotes)

16) "If Al Qaeda comes in here and blows you up, we're not going to do anything about it. We're going to say, look, every other place in America is off limits to you, except San Francisco. You want to blow up the Coit Tower? Go ahead.'" ?FOX News Channel's Bill O'Reilly, after San Francisco voted to ban military recruiters from city schools, Nov. 8, 2005 (Source) (Read more stupid Bill O'Reilly quotes)

15) "I question it based on a review of the video footage which I spent an hour or so looking at last night in my office. She certainly seems to respond to visual stimuli." --Sen. Bill Frist, diagnosing Terri Schiavo's condition during a speech on the Senate floor, March 17, 2005 (Source)

14) "You simply get chills every time you see these poor individuals...many of these people, almost all of them that we see are so poor and they are so black, and this is going to raise lots of questions for people who are watching this story unfold." --CNN's Wolf Blitzer, on New Orleans' hurricane evacuees, Sept. 1, 2005 (Source)

13) "If you'll look at my lovely FEMA attire you'll really vomit. I am a fashion god? Anything specific I need to do or tweak? Do you know of anyone who dog-sits? ? Can I quit now? Can I come home? ? I'm trapped now, please rescue me." --Ex-FEMA Director Michael Brown, in various emails to colleagues and friends in the immediate aftermath of Hurricane Katrina (Source) (Read more about Brownie's idiotic emails)

12) "If one person criticizes [the local authorities' relief efforts] or says one more thing, including the president of the United States, he will hear from me. One more word about it after this show airs, and I?I might likely have to punch him, literally." --Sen. Mary Landrieu (D-LA), "This Week with George Stephanopoulous," Sept. 4, 2005 (Source)

11) "I think I may need a bathroom break. Is this possible?" --President Bush, in a note to to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice during a U.N. Security Council meeting, September 14, 2005 (Source) (Read more about Bush's potty break)

10) "You are the best governor ever." --Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers, writing to Texas Gov. George Bush in 1997 on his 51st birthday, adding that she found him "cool" and that he and his wife, Laura, were "the greatest" and telling him: "Keep up the great work. Texas is blessed." (Source)

9) "See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." --George W. Bush, Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005 (Source (Listen to audio clip)

8) "Well, I think that's bullsh*t and I hate that. Just let it go." --Commentator Bob Novak to James Carville, before storming off the set at CNN, Aug. 4, 2005

7) "I'm proud of George. He's learned a lot about ranching since that first year when he tried to milk the horse. What's worse, it was a male horse." --First Lady Laura Bush, at the White House Correspondents dinner, April 30, 2005 (Source) (Read more of Laura Bush's comedy routine)

6) "You work three jobs? ? Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." --President Bush, to a divorced mother of three in Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005 (Source) (Listen to audio clip)

5) "Considering the dire circumstances that we have in New Orleans, virtually a city that has been destroyed, things are going relatively well." --FEMA Director Michael Brown, Sept. 1, 2005 (Source)

4) "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job." --President Bush, to FEMA director Michael Brown, while touring hurricane-ravaged Mississippi, Sept. 2, 2005 (Source) (Listen to audio clip)

3) "What didn't go right?" --President Bush, as quoted by House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, after she urged him to fire FEMA Director Michael Brown "because of all that went wrong, of all that didn't go right" in the Hurricane Katrina relief effort, Sept. 6, 2005 (Source)

2) "Now tell me the truth boys, is this kind of fun?" --House Majority Leader Tom Delay (R-TX), to three young hurricane evacuees from New Orleans at the Astrodome in Houston, Sept. 9, 2005 (Source)

1) "What I'm hearing which is sort of scary is that they all want to stay in Texas. Everybody is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway so this (chuckle) ? this is working very well for them." --Former First Lady Barbara Bush, on the hurricane evacuees at the Astrodome in Houston, Sept. 5, 2005 (Source)

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/stupidquotes/a/dumbquotes2005.htm

Good stuff, enjoy and laugh (or cry).

 

[halik]

some of those are funny....i thought it was honnity or limbaugh that said the thing about reducing crime by aborting black babies or something


most of those are pretty funny (#7 cracks me up, so does #25)

 

[arsbanned]

No it was Bill Bennet. THose guys agree with him though.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Originally posted by: arsbanned
No it was Bill Bennet. THose guys agree with him though.

In the context Bennet meant it he was right. He was using the absurd to illustrate a point and it wasn't a serious suggestion. He carefully prefaced that comment so it wouldn't be taken out of context, but hell why get it right?

Anyway some are silly, and some make perfect sense, again in context.

 

[DealMonkey]

nm.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Howard Dean hiding the salami... Bwaahahahahaha

Those are great...

Edit: And bi-partisan. Good work Todd

 

[TallBill]

Uh, why are like 24 out of 25 from politicians. Shows quite a bit of bias right off the bat.

But whatever.... Also about half of them are fricking hurricane quotes.

 

[conjur]

A bit of a correction:
http://www.boston.com/news/globe/editor...6/01/the_last_throes_of_truth_in_iraq/
''I think they're in the last throes, if you will, of the insurgency." - Dick Cheney, May 30, 2005.


(490 U.S. soldiers have lost their lives since that quote)

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: TallBill
Uh, why are like 24 out of 25 from politicians. Shows quite a bit of bias right off the bat.

But whatever.... Also about half of them are fricking hurricane quotes.

Did you notice the link in the OP?

politicalhumor.about.com?

 

[slash196]

Originally posted by: Hayabusa Rider

Originally posted by: arsbanned
No it was Bill Bennet. THose guys agree with him though.

In the context Bennet meant it he was right. He was using the absurd to illustrate a point and it wasn't a serious suggestion. He carefully prefaced that comment so it wouldn't be taken out of context, but hell why get it right?

Anyway some are silly, and some make perfect sense, again in context.

A sort of Modest Proposal, eh?

 

[sandorski]

All but #7 are dumb quotes. I dunno, I kinda like Laura Bush and thought that was a good joke.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: TallBill
Uh, why are like 24 out of 25 from politicians. Shows quite a bit of bias right off the bat.

But whatever.... Also about half of them are fricking hurricane quotes.

Did you notice the link in the OP?

politicalhumor.about.com?

So the political part makes it 90% bullsh1t right off the bat?

 

[Strk]

Originally posted by: slash196

Originally posted by: Hayabusa Rider

Originally posted by: arsbanned
No it was Bill Bennet. THose guys agree with him though.

In the context Bennet meant it he was right. He was using the absurd to illustrate a point and it wasn't a serious suggestion. He carefully prefaced that comment so it wouldn't be taken out of context, but hell why get it right?

Anyway some are silly, and some make perfect sense, again in context.

A sort of Modest Proposal, eh?

Yeah, he just slipped up on the delivery. Someone made an absurd statement, so he made an equally absurd one (I.e. get rid of X to stop Y, instead of addressing the real issues behind X type of deal).

 

[DealMonkey]

Oh, there's so many . . . how to choose? How to choose?

The Complete Bushisms
Updated frequently.

"It's a myth to think I don't know what's going on. It's a myth to think that I'm not aware that there's opinions that don't agree with mine, because I'm fully aware of that."?Philadelphia, Pa., Dec. 12, 2005

"I mean, there was a serious international effort to say to Saddam Hussein, you're a threat. And the 9/11 attacks extenuated that threat, as far as I?concerned."?Philadelphia, Dec. 12, 2005

"Those who enter the country illegally violate the law."
?Tucson, Ariz., Nov. 28, 2005

"We got the best workforce in America?in the world."
?Washington, D.C., Dec. 2, 2005

"If it were to rain a lot, there is concern from the Army Corps of Engineers that the levees might break. And so, therefore, we're cautious about encouraging people to return at this moment of history."?Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2005

"And Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."?To FEMA director Mike Brown who resigned 10 days later amid criticism over his job performance.?Mobile, Ala., Sept. 2, 2005

"Out of the rubbles of Trent Lott's house?he's lost his entire house?there's going to be a fantastic house. And I'm looking forward to sitting on the porch." ?Mobile, Ala., Sept. 2, 2005

"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."?Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005

"We expect the states to show us whether or not we're achieving simple objectives?like literacy, literacy in math, the ability to read and write."?on federal education requirements, Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005

"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way."?Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005

"In this job you've got a lot on your plate on a regular basis; you don't have much time to sit around and wander, lonely, in the Oval Office, kind of asking different portraits, 'How do you think my standing will be?' "?Washington, D.C., March 16, 2005

"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table."?Brussels, Belgium, Feb. 22, 2005 (Thanks to Fred Kaplan)

 

[digiram]

OMG, this can't be real


"I'm proud of George. He's learned a lot about ranching since that first year when he tried to milk the horse. What's worse, it was a male horse." --First Lady Laura Bush, at the White House Correspondents dinner, April 30, 2005 (Source) (Read more of Laura Bush's comedy routine)


ROFL

 

[DealMonkey]

OMFG! "Milk the Horse" ... :laugh: ... that's what I'm going to refer to Bush's War on Terrer from now on! Kind of like the "Wag the Dog" but fscked up beyond all recognition.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: digiram
OMG, this can't be real


"I'm proud of George. He's learned a lot about ranching since that first year when he tried to milk the horse. What's worse, it was a male horse." --First Lady Laura Bush, at the White House Correspondents dinner, April 30, 2005 (Source) (Read more of Laura Bush's comedy routine)


ROFL

Yeah.. she was telling jokes.. and everyone cracked up.

 

[wetech]

Pretty funny, although #11 was from a doctored Reuters photo, and not an actual quote. Despite several news agencies running with it, they (Reuters) admited that it was doctored using Photoshop.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: wetech
Pretty funny, although #11 was from a doctored Reuters photo, and not an actual quote. Despite several news agencies running with it, they (Reuters) admited that it was doctored using Photoshop.

Link to back that up? Everything I read, including articles at editorandpublisher.com showed that to be real.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: wetech
Pretty funny, although #11 was from a doctored Reuters photo, and not an actual quote. Despite several news agencies running with it, they (Reuters) admited that it was doctored using Photoshop.

Link to back that up? Everything I read, including articles at editorandpublisher.com showed that to be real.

Seems like the note was real to me. All I could find was articles claiming that it was real.

Whats the deal with #10 though? Obviously its making Miers look stupid, but its from 1997. I thought that this was the dumbest of 2005, not 1997.