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Dumbass bird... I hit a bird last night on the highway...

It was around 8pm when 50% of cars on the road have their headlights on. I was on 495 cruising at around 70mph when I heard this very deep *thunk*. The hit vibrated throughout my car as I also felt it physically. Then almost simuntaneously I saw a quick flash of a bird's face on the windshield. All this happened within a split second. From memory I recogized that it was a bird because of the beak I had caught in that quick nanosecond.

I became furious and cussed to myself because I thought I had a dent. That would be one sh|tty ass luck that would cause unneccesary expenses.

I drove home and checked what happened on the front. And oh my god.... the bird had hit my front bumper, little left to the license plate. There was a huge splash of blood, one of them streaking all the way up to the hood. It was also mixed with feathers stuck everywhere, the long ones and small and cushy inner feathers...

*shudder* it must've been one dumbass bird... I didn't know they were that suspectible to darkness...
 
Whoa... I read it as I was cruising at 495... on the 70

Anyways, yeah birds are dumb. They're always like fly away at the last minute before I run them off.
 
I ran over a badger once.
wasn't my fault tho.

Was on the right lane and it just ran out, out of nowhere.
All I heard were two thumps. This was in the CR-V
 
My grammy had one stuck in her grill for 2 weeks until she called me to remove it. That was one STIFF unlucky bird stuck in the radiator.
 
One time I was sitting on my couch in the living room watching the tv, and this bird comes crashing into the window.
 
how do you know it was a dumb unlucky bird....

maybe it was trying to commit suicide...

without opposible thumbs its hard to tie a noose or grasp a gun.... and they dont have a Dr. KiBIRDkian to help them with assisted suicides

so they fly into planes and cars.....


think about man just think about it.....
 
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
how do you know it was a dumb unlucky bird....

maybe it was trying to commit suicide...

without opposible thumbs its hard to tie a noose or grasp a gun.... and they dont have a Dr. KiBIRDkian to help them with assisted suicides

so they fly into planes and cars.....


think about man just think about it.....

thats the dumbest thing ive heard today
 
Originally posted by: booger711
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
how do you know it was a dumb unlucky bird....

maybe it was trying to commit suicide...

without opposible thumbs its hard to tie a noose or grasp a gun.... and they dont have a Dr. KiBIRDkian to help them with assisted suicides

so they fly into planes and cars.....


think about man just think about it.....

thats the dumbest thing ive heard today

yeah i know but in a seemingly unrelated note..i am quite bored at work today 🙂
 
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
Originally posted by: booger711
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
how do you know it was a dumb unlucky bird....

maybe it was trying to commit suicide...

without opposible thumbs its hard to tie a noose or grasp a gun.... and they dont have a Dr. KiBIRDkian to help them with assisted suicides

so they fly into planes and cars.....


think about man just think about it.....

thats the dumbest thing ive heard today

yeah i know but in a seemingly unrelated note..i am quite bored at work today 🙂

keep on neffing my friend. good work :beer:
 
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