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Dumb telemarketers!!

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Dacalo

Diamond Member
So I am eating and the phone rings:

Me: Hello?

T: Hi, did you notice that Comcast has been raising their prices?

Me: Yea, they increased the broadband cost

T: See? They did! (excited) Our satellite service is much better and we won't increase the cost until Jan 2005!

Me: Well, I am not interested in satellite internet.

T: What? Satellite internet? I never heard of that.

Me: Aren't you talking about internet service?

T: No, you know broadband, cable, whatever.

Me: Are you talking about TV service?

T: Yes

Me: .... (click).
 
tell them you will buy their product but only if they first come over and <edit> your <edit>. that will usually get them off the phone. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Hammer
tell them you will buy their product but only if they first come over and <edit> your <edit>. that will usually get them off the phone. 🙂
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dammit hammer, dont give out that advice! someone is actually gunna say it, itll be a female telemarketer, she'll say 'yes', and the next thing you know, ATOT is gonna have a 'YAGT: i told a female telemarketer to [expletive deleted] my [expletive deleted], and she said YES. what do i do now?!?!' topic.

😛
 
next time they call pretend to cry saying:

my house just burned down last night. I can't believe you are just concerned about selling me something when I am going through such a tramatic personal experience.

That will through them off and they will usually hang up before they realize they called you at your home phone number

cheers
 
I was bored at home yesterday night and a telemarketer called. She was selling the local newspaper. Since I had a lot of free time, I started to have fun. I quickly realised she worked at a place that won't allow her to hang up until she gets a yes or no answer. So I turned the TV on to CNN Headline news and started reading off the headlines to her. I would read one and ask if it is in today's newspaper. After ~40 minutes I got bored and asked her to take my name and number and put them on their do not call list. It was a lot of fun. Why can't I get more telemarketers when I'm bored instead of when I'm busy?
 
Originally posted by: Gage8
who wants to talk to them that long though?
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Like I said I was bored and had nothing to do. It was either sit and watch TV or sit and watch TV with a telemarketer. I found the second option to be funnier.
 
Originally posted by: dullard
Originally posted by: Gage8
who wants to talk to them that long though?
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Like I said I was bored and had nothing to do. It was either sit and watch TV or sit and watch TV with a telemarketer. I found the second option to be funnier.
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that's true...i usually sit in front of the tv and take an hour to flip through 600 channels only to find out nothing is on.

Harassing a telemarketer would probably be more entertaining...
 
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