Dumb people: You would not believe!

krackato

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Aug 10, 2000
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So I'm out with my girl last night. We're standing in line and the guy in front of us bumps into my girl. He says sorry so it's all cool but of course I go for the easy joke. I say to my girlfriend, "You want me to beat the sh*t out of him?" Of course I'm saying it with a smile and being so incredibly sarcastic. Not to mention that I'm 5'5" and this guy was like, huge. He had to have been about, oh, 5'11" and approximetly 180lbs. Also, I think he was quite ripped. So obviously I'm just making a joke. Anyway, this guy stops, gives me this evil look, and slams his huge ripped 5'11" 180lbs body right into me almost knocking me onto my ass. God damn meat heads always making us Anandtechies look like wimps in front of our girlfriends. I swear to god, some people are so just don't get sarcasm...