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Lifer
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hehe, i'll take a fosters beer, and some water/feed for my horse please
 

Cyberian

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Lawmakers are proposing a new law that will not allow anyone to come closer than 100 meters from a dead whale's carcass.
I can understand this one easily.

Whale.

The story is a bit long, but there is a video that I have always found amusing.
 

Ynog

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Got to love the older states.

Rhode Island

Wonder if they would really uphold this one.
Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void.
 

Regs

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Originally posted by: Cyberian
Lawmakers are proposing a new law that will not allow anyone to come closer than 100 meters from a dead whale's carcass.
I can understand this one easily.

Whale.

The story is a bit long, but there is a video that I have always found amusing.

I'm still amused that town dicided to use TNT to "free" the beached wale.

 

SagaLore

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Originally posted by: Regs
Originally posted by: Cyberian
Lawmakers are proposing a new law that will not allow anyone to come closer than 100 meters from a dead whale's carcass.
I can understand this one easily.

Whale.

The story is a bit long, but there is a video that I have always found amusing.

I'm still amused that town dicided to use TNT to "free" the beached wale.

The whale was dead, and they wanted to blow it up so seagulls would eat the remains. :p
 

Eli

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Originally posted by: SagaLore
Originally posted by: Regs
Originally posted by: Cyberian
Lawmakers are proposing a new law that will not allow anyone to come closer than 100 meters from a dead whale's carcass.
I can understand this one easily.

Whale.

The story is a bit long, but there is a video that I have always found amusing.

I'm still amused that town dicided to use TNT to "free" the beached wale.

The whale was dead, and they wanted to blow it up so seagulls would eat the remains. :p
lol..... It's a funny story.

<-- Oregonian

 

Nyical

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Love the one for Chico, California

Chico

One must obtain a permit from the city to throw hay in a cesspool.

It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.

Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.

Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law.

It is illegal to plant a garden in any public street.

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. :Q