God On Alcohol
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First one:
There's a dumb blone who goes to the Doctor's with big burnt and red ears. the doctor asks what happened. The dumb blonde says that he was ironing and smebody called him. He supposedly picked up the phone and put it to his ear. It was the iron...first ear is burnt now. The doctor then asks wat happened to the other ear...the Dumb blonde says "Son of a bitch called back..."
Second one:
A dumb blonde is at a bar watching TV. A woman comes up and asks what he's watching. The Dumb Blonde says "The 6 O'Clock news". The woman then asks "wats on". and then the dumb blond says somebody is about to jump off a building. So the woman decides to bet him that the man isnt going to jump off the building. After 5 minutes, the man jumps off. The dumb blonde is about to pay the old woman when she refuses the money and says " I cant accept it because i alrdy saw this on the 3 O'Clock news." The Dumb Blonde then says " Me 2 but i wouldnt think he would jump off the bulding Again...
There's a dumb blone who goes to the Doctor's with big burnt and red ears. the doctor asks what happened. The dumb blonde says that he was ironing and smebody called him. He supposedly picked up the phone and put it to his ear. It was the iron...first ear is burnt now. The doctor then asks wat happened to the other ear...the Dumb blonde says "Son of a bitch called back..."
Second one:
A dumb blonde is at a bar watching TV. A woman comes up and asks what he's watching. The Dumb Blonde says "The 6 O'Clock news". The woman then asks "wats on". and then the dumb blond says somebody is about to jump off a building. So the woman decides to bet him that the man isnt going to jump off the building. After 5 minutes, the man jumps off. The dumb blonde is about to pay the old woman when she refuses the money and says " I cant accept it because i alrdy saw this on the 3 O'Clock news." The Dumb Blonde then says " Me 2 but i wouldnt think he would jump off the bulding Again...
