Dudes: Teach me how to dance!

[PsychoAndy]

Today is homecoming, and i've just come to the extremely distressing fact that I have no idea how to dance, be it slow, booty, or whatever. What the fvck do I do? Take pity on a nerd. Do I put my hands on her hips and move side to side? Gah...maybe I should just watch this and learn. Damn my lack of rhythm.

I hate homecoming. Fvcking waste of money. *sigh*

 

[Eli]

Just go with it... do whatever feels comfortable...

Don't you move your body to music?.. lol..

 

[d33pt]

if you hate it so much then don't fvcking go..what's the big fvcking deal guy?

 

are you white? If so, give up now.

 

Originally posted by: PsychoAndy


I hate homecoming. Fvcking waste of money. *sigh*

wait till you hit prom.

 

[prodigy]

Originally posted by: OmegaNauce
are you white? If so, give up now.

 

[Ns1]

get hammered first

 

[deftron]

Find a hot girl to dance with..

You'll look good no matter what.


See... proof

 

[DanTMWTMP]

here, this thread will REALLY TEACH YOU...i'm serious man

 

[PsychoAndy]

Originally posted by: d33pt
if you hate it so much then don't fvcking go..what's the big fvcking deal guy?

I'm a n00b. Didn't think the money would drain so quickly. I'll probably have fun and recant all of this. It's just making me nervous, I guess.

And i'm kinda thinking about getting hammered. I'd make up my own dance moves! Hopefully not elaine's from seinfeld, of course.

 

[tcsenter]

are you white? If so, give up now.

Not so fast....are you a white heterosexual male?

If so, give it up now. haha

 

[PsychoAndy]

Originally posted by: tcsenter

are you white? If so, give up now.

Not so fast....are you a white heterosexual male?

If so, give it up now. haha

No, i'm Asian. Just as bad, since Asia is the land that rhythm forgot.

 

[Kadarin]

Anyone remember the video clip from that wedding where the drunk white guy was dancing to (I believe) Darude's Sandstorm? It was posted in a thread here some time back, and it was one of the funniest clips I'd seen..

 

[Zebo]

Originally posted by: tcsenter

are you white? If so, give up now.

Not so fast....are you a white heterosexual male?

If so, give it up now. haha

True- Unless it's two-step.

 

[DJSnairdA]

I reckon if you looked around you could find some cheapo quick lessons somewhere.. just the basics.

You don't have to be the king of the dance floor, just look a chick in the eyes and dance around a bit..