I am sure this doesn't come up often, but have you ever had the urge to fart in someone's face?
Hear me out.
I'll admit, this is charting on fetish territory, but let's look at it more like catering to your needs? I know, what you're thinking, "eww farts. grody." and I'm thinking, one person's "trash" is another person's "pleasure." I love to be humiliated, and this is where it comes to you and your needs. Now is your chance to RP someone you would want to humiliate the ultimate way.
Look at me like your human punching bag, but with your gas, that you may have fantasized torturing someone with...Perhaps this has been deep in the back of your mind, and why not explore this option?
I am that misogynistic boss you hate.
I'm that ex boyfriend who didn't accept your flaws.
I'm the boy who annoyed you in high school.
I'm the douchebag yuppie who cut you off on the freeway and yelled sexist shit at you.
I'm the creep at the night club.
I'm your "favorite" politician.
You get the idea, and now you can get vengeance on them and force them to breath in your ass gas. Mark your turf in their nostrils, so they will never want to mess with you again, and I'll be that guy...(or girl) for you.
Perhaps we're embarking on primitive or animalistic behavior, which is fine (tail wags).
I'm not expecting friendship, and I'm not interested in sex. I am married and believe it or not I am faithful to my wife. This is just a need of mine, a female stranger to release her mighty wind on me like some schoolyard bully. What's so weird about that?
This is perfect for women with IBS or who are lactose intolerant and just can't stay away from delicious dairy.
We can meet with masks and be discreet. Please email me your questions. We'll converse on the phone until we feel it safe enough to meet a stranger in a strange place. If anything this could be a fun adventure.
Discussion Zen 5 Speculation (EPYC Turin and Strix Point/Granite Ridge - Ryzen 9000)
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