Dude pwnd by armless man.

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SNELLVILLE, Ga. -- Police questioned an armless man Monday about the death of his neighbor.

Relatives of Charles Keith Teer, 47, claim he died after the armless man head-butted and kicked Teer during a fight.

The two men lived across the street from each other on Pine Street in the Atlanta suburb.

Teer's relatives told police the men were arguing over a woman.

"He's dating my brother's ex-girlfriend," said Teer's sister Lynn Elliot. "My neighbor left my brother for this guy, so it's a verbal argument between them the whole time."

Elliot said the armless man attacked her brother.

"They got into a big confrontation, a verbal confrontation and a fist fight and he came after my brother, he came with full force, and head butted him as hard as he could," said Elliot.

She said Teer collapsed and died a short time after the fight.

"There's an ongoing investigation but he died within five minutes," said Elliot. "They took off running right after he got hit. He (my brother) was still standing when they left, but my daughter was here, and he leaned against the truck and said, 'I'm about to faint,' and he hit the my driveway before anything could be done."

Police questioned the armless neighbor, and will decide by Tuesday afternoon if any charges will be filed, according to Lt. Robert Stevens of the Snellville Police Department.

"I hope the guy pays for what he's done to my brother because my brother had a kind heart," said Elliot.
 

CPA

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How the hell did they have a fistfight when the guy had no arms?
 

FoBoT

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Originally posted by: CPA
How the hell did they have a fistfight when the guy had no arms?

maybe he is better off, the shame of losing a fist fight to an armless guy would be hard to live with
 

flxnimprtmscl

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The best part is the woman dumping the guy she was dating so she could hook up with a guy with no arms. He must be the pimp of all pimps.
 

MmmSkyscraper

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"He seemed 'armless enough to me."

/obligatory
/me erects forcefield of protection against rotten fruits, lawn chairs and old graphics cards
 

anxi80

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not having the ex-boyfriend around is probably a huge weight lifted off his shoulders.
 

rivan

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Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper
"He seemed 'armless enough to me."

/obligatory
/me erects forcefield of protection against rotten fruits, lawn chairs and old graphics cards

Wow. Just wow. Nice one.

 

Phokus

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Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper
"He seemed 'armless enough to me."

/obligatory
/me erects forcefield of protection against rotten fruits, lawn chairs and old graphics cards

This joke was so horrible, it was actually hilarious! :laugh:
 

Daishiki

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Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper
"He seemed 'armless enough to me."

/obligatory
/me erects forcefield of protection against rotten fruits, lawn chairs and old graphics cards

Darn, and I had a Voodoo3 ready to chuck at people with jokes of that caliber.
 

paulxcook

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Easiest arrest ever.

Lassiter: "Alright O'Hara, cuff 'em."

O'Hara: (blank stare)

Lassiter: "You know what I me- just put him in the car!"
 

Acanthus

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Originally posted by: Daishiki
Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper
"He seemed 'armless enough to me."

/obligatory
/me erects forcefield of protection against rotten fruits, lawn chairs and old graphics cards

Darn, and I had a Voodoo3 ready to chuck at people with jokes of that caliber.

Thats not voodoo worthy, thats trident 2MB worthy tops.
 

Ruptga

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Originally posted by: CPA
How the hell did they have a fistfight when the guy had no arms?

My thoughts exactly. I am suddenly reminded of the court scene in "To Kill a Mockingbird" where the dumb girl tries to blame Tom Robinson by saying that he choked her with one hand and punched with the other. (For those of you that didn't have to read this sometime in school, Tom's left arm was entirely crippled and useless.)