Dude needs his cheddar.

Brigandier

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You've killed my good-time buzz. :mad:

Don't keep anything valuable in your car, period. Only keep valuable things in your house if you have a secure safe. This lesson was learned by the middle ages and helped give rise to banks, and other secure storage.

Just because you expect something to be safe, doesn't mean it is.
 

chalmers

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Don't keep anything valuable in your car, period. Only keep valuable things in your house if you have a secure safe. This lesson was learned by the middle ages and helped give rise to banks, and other secure storage.

Just because you expect something to be safe, doesn't mean it is.

But what about all the times he says 'Hell yeah' when he finds something? You want to be responsible for depriving a man of that feeling?
 

cKGunslinger

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Don't keep anything valuable in your car, period. Only keep valuable things in your house if you have a secure safe. This lessons was learned by the middle ages and helped give rise to banks, and other secure storage.

Just because you expect something to be safe, doesn't mean it is.

I know, I had my 1997 Dodge Caravan broken into last month in my OWN FUCKING DRIVEWAY. Took a $80 head unit, breaking my dash in the process. Dumbass even left a MagLite in the seat.. lol.
 

Brigandier

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But what about all the times he says 'Hell yeah' when he finds something? You want to be responsible for depriving a man of that feeling?

Yes, that's why when he says it, I want it to be quite rare. Imagine finding something after two cars, imagine finding something after 20, the 20 would probably be 100 times better. :)
 

Engineer

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Man (and camera guy too) needs his nuts ripped off one at a time, very slowly. Son of a bitch.
 

jamesbond007

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I've always thought it'd be fun to place some valuables in the front seat of a beater to entice a thief. When the goods are lifted, a trigger detonates some C4.

Mmm... :D
 
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"Hope you enjoyed it"

o_O

Did this guy ever get arrested? His face, his name... you can see what parking lot he's in so it shouldn't take Columbo to figure out when/where all this happened.

What a piece of shit.
 

Leros

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"Hope you enjoyed it"

o_O

Did this guy ever get arrested? His face, his name... you can see what parking lot he's in so it shouldn't take Columbo to figure out when/where all this happened.

What a piece of shit.

If you read the description, he's been arrested several times. He sounds like the kind of guy that is constantly in and out of jail.
 
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I've always thought it'd be fun to place some valuables in the front seat of a beater to entice a thief. When the goods are lifted, a trigger detonates some C4.

Mmm... :D

I think lacing a 40 oz with rat poison would be a better idea. That way you can keep the car, wash rinse and repeat. ;)
 

Jeff7

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If you read the description, he's been arrested several times. He sounds like the kind of guy that is constantly in and out of jail.
Also sounding like the kind of guy who's more costly to society than he's worth.
 

Brigandier

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Swear that if I had a weapon on me and this idiot tried to bust my window, he wouldn't be living much longer.

You cannot shoot unless you were in the car. If you're life isn't on the line, you just gotta run, sorry.

Try to get pics though, shoot them with a camera instead.
 

Brigandier

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Camera/gun prototype I was working on. I hit the wrong button. :awe:


I feared for my life.

I wish Don Vito could come in hear and help me tell you what to say. I think you should say, "I feared for my life, he was coming right for me." But if you had a gun/cam hybrid(Which would be great for hunting) it'd make more sense to say I hit the wrong button.