Dude gets fired by Steve Balmer

[Pliablemoose]

http://www.break.com/index/dude-gets-fired-by-steve-balmer.html

 

[arcenite]

http://www.break.com/college-break/chick-runs-full-speed-into-bathroom-stall.html

 

[crab]

Altavista!

 

[Gibson486]

http://www.break.com/index/hot-dog-trick.html

 

[XZeroII]

Before someone actually start believing this:
http://www.neowin.net/news/main/09/12/21/hoax-alert-ballmer-fires-microsoft-employee-due-to-bing

 

[F1N3ST]

Lol funny.

 

[disappoint]

"Cause google is like 2 sentences right?"

Yeah, try 2 syllables, tard. If this idiot works for MS he must be doing garbage collection. Get it? Because garbage collection is a programming term? Get it huh? Get it? Laugh, no go on laugh, NO LAUGH LIKE YOU MEAN IT I sentence you to laugh and shake your gelatinous abdomen when you do so while spouting Bing over and over again with potato chips in your mouth! What kinda chips you got in there doritos? YOU'RE FIRED! YARRR I need more developers developers developers developers.

developers developers developers developers
developers developers developers developers
developers developers developers developers
woo wooo!

 

[clamum]

http://www.break.com/college-break/chick-runs-full-speed-into-bathroom-stall.html

bing!

 

[zeruty]

http://www.break.com/pranks/hot-psycho-girl-destroys-boyfriends-xbox.html
This girl needs to be punched in the vagina.

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See you in two weeks

Anandtech Moderator
Common Courtesy

 

[zeruty]

Altavista!

WebCrawler!

 

[ShawnD1]

WebCrawler!

Thunderstone searches were the best. 20 million search results and exactly 0 of them are related to what I'm looking for.

 

[Red Squirrel]

LMAO. I can totally picture him too. He's so weird lol. Kids, say no to drugs!

Obligatory: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMU0tzLwhbE

 

[Red Squirrel]

"Cause google is like 2 sentences right?"

Yeah, try 2 syllables, tard. If this idiot works for MS he must be doing garbage collection. Get it? Because garbage collection is a programming term? Get it huh? Get it? Laugh, no go on laugh, NO LAUGH LIKE YOU MEAN IT I sentence you to laugh and shake your gelatinous abdomen when you do so while spouting Bing over and over again with potato chips in your mouth! What kinda chips you got in there doritos? YOU'RE FIRED! YARRR I need more developers developers developers developers.

developers developers developers developers
developers developers developers developers
developers developers developers developers
woo wooo!

Haha I can see it now, an actual job title: "Garbage Collection, .NET team"

 

[SagaLore]

http://www.break.com/pranks/hot-psycho-girl-destroys-boyfriends-xbox.html
This girl needs to be punched in the vagina.

Wouldn't it be easier to just break up? :\

 

[DanDaManJC]

Wouldn't it be easier to just break up? :\

That girl smashes the xbox... like a girl... I was expecting much more rage after all the talk. Then she hits it like a sissy.

 

[UberNeuman]

I know Japan hates Balmer...

 

[Anonemous]

http://www.break.com/index/hot-dog-trick.html

Neat trick. Loved the guy's reaction as he stands there.

 

[rh71]

http://www.break.com/pranks/hot-psycho-girl-destroys-boyfriends-xbox.html

I've broken a callaway golf club before just hitting the ball at the range (I'm not that good and hit the ground/stub and the bottom third went flying)... how does that club not break?

 

[casiotech wants a new accord]

http://www.break.com/pranks/hot-psycho-girl-destroys-boyfriends-xbox.html
This girl needs to be punched in the vagina.

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See you in two weeks

Anandtech Moderator
Common Courtesy

fake

it's obviously a RRoD unit and a slut that her b/f is filming her to make a video that will get like 5 million views

"better hope my warranty covers this"

yeah he was real angry...

 

[Freshgeardude]

fake

it's obviously a RRoD unit and a slut that her b/f is filming her to make a video that will get like 5 million views

"better hope my warranty covers this"

yeah he was real angry...

could be right. thought i heard a man breathing behind the camera when she was breaking it and she was obviously behind it giggling when he "discovered" it

 

[eits]

Wouldn't it be easier to just break up? :\

that's what i'm saying.

that dude took it way too easy on her. i'd have grabbed all of her shoes and donated them to charity.

 

[Genx87]

http://www.break.com/pranks/hot-psycho-girl-destroys-boyfriends-xbox.html
This girl needs to be punched in the vagina.

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See you in two weeks

Anandtech Moderator
Common Courtesy

Nah she needs to find a man who doesnt play video games all day and ignore her.

 

[eits]

wow, he got banned for two weeks? isn't that a bit harsh? i'm pretty sure he wasn't seriously condoning domestic assault...

two weeks? really?

 

[TheVrolok]

wow, he got banned for two weeks? isn't that a bit harsh? i'm pretty sure he wasn't seriously condoning domestic assault...

two weeks? really?

My thoughts exactly. Wow.

 

[casiotech wants a new accord]

he got banned i thought that was just part of his sig

you kids and your sigs..