No event is too lame, too menial when you have Dems to malign and old punchlines to regurgitate. I'd call him a one trick pony but that's not really fair, I've actually known some fairly intelligent equines.
Regardless, I'm sure this Dem is no better than his GOTP contemporaries. Probably championed fowl equality regardless of plumage, age, and swimming/walking ability - not to mention No Duckling Left Behind. But when the cameras aren't rolling, look at his true colors! Damn evil worthless Dems. He needs to be recalled before more ducklings pay the price. Won't someone please think of the ducklings?!
I can only hope upstanding bastions of journalism like Breitbart continue to make this story what it needs to be, and that villageidiots everywhere continue to think of the ducklings. Duck rights in 2014!