How the hell does it stay balanced?
wow so much inertial mass, that thing won't be able to rev much. Neat hack though.
I see less internal mass.
Instead of four connecting rods, you've got one connecting rod, two small rockers, and four tiny little connectors to the rockers.
What is also interesting is that (assuming the cylinders that are in phase with each other are a half-cycle apart) you will always have one cylinder on it's powerstroke, so the connecting rod will always be doing useful work.
I don't see why this thing couldn't be an awesome engine.