DSL: Dubya as a Second Language

GroundZero

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Dubya as a Second Language

1. Vocabulary
newqler: nuclear
Barriffs: barriers
Cuff Links: handcuffs
Grecians: Greeks
Inebriating: enthralling
Obscufate: obfuscate
Pillared: pilloried
Preservation: perseverance
Presumptive: presumptuous
Slovokian: Slovenian
Subscribe: ascribe
Subsidation: Subsidization
Tacular weapons: tactical weapons
Tenants: tenets
Terriers: tariffs
Vile: viable
Vulcanize: balkanize

2. Grammar

More and more of our imports come from overseas,

You teach a child to read and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - President Bush at Townsend TN Elementary School

Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness. -- Aug. 30, 2000.

Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometimes until we get an objective analysis.

I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, DC, is close to California

Reading is the basics for all learning

I understand small business growth. I was one.

The senator has got to understand if he's going to have - he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road,

If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

How do you know if you don't measure if you have a system that simply suckles kids through.

We ought to make the pie higher.

I think we need not only to eliminate the tollbooth to the middle class, I think we should knock down the tollbooth.

The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case.

Will the highways on the Internet become more few?

I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.

This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mential losses.

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning

There needs to be debates, like we're going through. There needs to be town-hall meetings. There needs to be travel. This is a huge country.

When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world and you knew exactly who they were. It was us versus them and it was clear who them was. Today we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there.

This is Preservation month. I appreciate preservation. This is what you do when you run for president. You've got to preserve." -- To several hundred children at an elementary school in Nashua that was celebrating what it called Perseverance Month (not Preservation Month).

What I'm against is quotas. I'm against hard quotas, quotas that basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society.

Tell them I have learned from mistakes I may or may not have made.

3. Style

I mean, these good folks are revolutionizing how businesses conduct their business. And like them, I am very optimistic about our position in the world and about its influence on the United States. We're concerned about the short-term economic news, but long-term, I'm optimistic. And so, I hope investors, you know -- secondly I hope investors hold investments for periods of time -- that I've always found the best investments are those that you salt away based on economics." -- Jan. 4, 2001.

I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch. I assured all four of the leaders that I know the difference, and that difference is they pass the laws and I execute them." -- Dec. 18, 2000.

The Legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law." -- Nov. 22, 2000.

Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods." -- Dec. 20, 2000.
 

outriding

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i wonder if they can incorporate that in the next airplane moive ?

you forgot nuclear...
 

Tripleshot

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Geeze, it amazes me that so many in this forum still support this moron. It proves that just about any Democrat running for election in 2004 will club him to death with better articulation than this bozo posseses. Even Al Sharpton.

Hell, I can understand Jessie Jackson better than Bush most of the time. ;)
 

Eli

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Originally posted by: Tripleshot
Geeze, it amazes me that so many in this forum still support this moron. It proves that just about any Democrat running for election in 2004 will club him to death with better articulation than this bozo posseses. Even Al Sharpton.

Hell, I can understand Jessie Jackson better than Bush most of the time. ;)

Still, it wouldn't surprise me if he won again in 2004.
 

SnapIT

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Originally posted by: Eli
Originally posted by: Tripleshot
Geeze, it amazes me that so many in this forum still support this moron. It proves that just about any Democrat running for election in 2004 will club him to death with better articulation than this bozo posseses. Even Al Sharpton.

Hell, I can understand Jessie Jackson better than Bush most of the time. ;)

Still, it wouldn't surprise me if he won again in 2004.

Actually, it wouldn't surprise me either...
 

DaiShan

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Originally posted by: Tripleshot
Geeze, it amazes me that so many in this forum still support this moron. It proves that just about any Democrat running for election in 2004 will club him to death with better articulation than this bozo posseses. Even Al Sharpton.

Hell, I can understand Jessie Jackson better than Bush most of the time. ;)
Oh God could you imagine if Al Sharpton ran against Dubya? It would be like the Special Olympics meets Washington...
 

ThePresence

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Originally posted by: Tripleshot
Geeze, it amazes me that so many in this forum still support this moron. It proves that just about any Democrat running for election in 2004 will club him to death with better articulation than this bozo posseses. Even Al Sharpton.

I fully support him, and I'd vote for him again. So he's not well spoken, and he's not smooth. So what. He's more heartfelt and more genuine than any Clintonesque phony will ever be.

Hell, I can understand Jessie Jackson better than Bush most of the time. ;)

That's a sad commentary for reasons other than your own.
 

GroundZero

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Originally posted by: ThePresence

I fully support him, and I'd vote for him again. So he's not well spoken, and he's not smooth. So what. He's more heartfelt and more genuine than any Clintonesque phony will ever be.

look it's the g.w.bush fan club. (notice fan is singular there G.W.)
genuine?
heartfelt?
the only thing this guy is genuinely heartfelt about is distracting the public from the fact that he is an idiot, at best, is out to keep on making his rich friends richer, and keep the focus off of his familys dirty dealings. Maybe his dad should have given him a hint on how to look at least a little smarter than he really is. get a running mate who is in fact dumber than he is, to make him look like a brainiac. ala dan quale.
as for Clinton, at least he didn't come off as being a totally uneducated retard.

 

ThePresence

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Originally posted by: GroundZero
Originally posted by: ThePresence

I fully support him, and I'd vote for him again. So he's not well spoken, and he's not smooth. So what. He's more heartfelt and more genuine than any Clintonesque phony will ever be.

look it's the g.w.bush fan club. (notice fan is singular there G.W.)
genuine?
heartfelt?
the only thing this guy is genuinely heartfelt about is distracting the public from the fact that he is an idiot, at best, is out to keep on making his rich friends richer, and keep the focus off of his familys dirty dealings. Maybe his dad should have given him a hint on how to look at least a little smarter than he really is. get a running mate who is in fact dumber than he is, to make him look like a brainiac. ala dan quale.
as for Clinton, at least he didn't come off as being a totally uneducated retard.

Yeah, he's out for his rich friends.......typical Liberal rhetoric.....
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True, Clinton did not come across as a uneducated retard. He came across as a higly polished, highly educated, totally incompetent phony and fraud.
 

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I didn't read the thread so I apologize if this has been mentioned...but I think peninsula (peninshewla) should be added to the list.
 

michaelh20

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I think Jesse Jackson has them all beat for being plain annoying.... at least Bush doesn't try to rhyme things.
 

duke

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"Fool me once...shame on.............shame on you..........................................................Ahmahamahaeha can't get fooled again."
 

littlelilith

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If it comes down to Bush vs. Gore Part II, I am absolutely not voting for either one. I'll pick another candidate. :disgust:
 

rockyct

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Don't forget the recent classic: "Fool me once,...shame...shame on you...Ya fool me, can't get no fool gin"

Someone beat me to it. Oh well.
 

rockyct

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Originally posted by: GroundZero
Originally posted by: ThePresence

I fully support him, and I'd vote for him again. So he's not well spoken, and he's not smooth. So what. He's more heartfelt and more genuine than any Clintonesque phony will ever be.

look it's the g.w.bush fan club. (notice fan is singular there G.W.)
genuine?
heartfelt?
the only thing this guy is genuinely heartfelt about is distracting the public from the fact that he is an idiot, at best, is out to keep on making his rich friends richer, and keep the focus off of his familys dirty dealings. Maybe his dad should have given him a hint on how to look at least a little smarter than he really is. get a running mate who is in fact dumber than he is, to make him look like a brainiac. ala dan quale.
as for Clinton, at least he didn't come off as being a totally uneducated retard.

You have to give him a break because he is illiterate. He's doing pretty good considering he can't read and write.
 

KokomoGST

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You forgot my favorites...

Hitlerism, hispanically, and... hispanos! :D

Republic of Taiwan was a good slip! :D:D:D
 

yellowperil

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Not just an issue of being well-spoken, but when you confuse a basic part of Constitutional law learned in high school, that just amazes me. I don't see why we can't expect the President of the United States to be quick on his feet and speak like he means. Or maybe he was really being serious - that it is his job to usurp the judiciary's power and interpret the laws of Congress as he sees it.
 

ThePresence

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Originally posted by: littlelilith
If it comes down to Bush vs. Gore Part II, I am absolutely not voting for either one. I'll pick another candidate. :disgust:

Psssssst......Gore's not running.