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Drunken One Liners...

Stunt

Stunt

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Everyone's had those one liners after getting drunk...the types that you get ridiculed or made fun of for life...by friends/family.

What are some of yours? Can be repetitive or one time events.

Mine:
"Garanteed Piece of Ass!" (when you know you are going to get laid that night)
"Honestly, Seriously Guys..." (repetitively - trying to organize many drunk people when going to the bar)
 
I always have:"<BLABLABLA>, seriously!"

After every sentence 😛. Fortunately, that's it. No bitching, no picking fights, just ......, seriously! 😛
 
Originally posted by: FilmCamera
No I'm serious. I just get really mellow. That's it.
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Try drinking Redbull and vodkas and go somewhere fun...
You simply cannot mellow 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Stunt
Originally posted by: FilmCamera
No I'm serious. I just get really mellow. That's it.
Click to expand...
Try drinking Redbull and vodkas and go somewhere fun...
You simply cannot mellow 🙂
Click to expand...

Pffftt....shots of crown royal then drink a 16 ounce coke a few minutes after each shot....if you are mellow after that....then damn...

 
Originally posted by: DeathBUA
Originally posted by: Stunt
Originally posted by: FilmCamera
No I'm serious. I just get really mellow. That's it.
Click to expand...
Try drinking Redbull and vodkas and go somewhere fun...
You simply cannot mellow 🙂
Click to expand...
Pffftt....shots of crown royal then drink a 16 ounce coke a few minutes after each shot....if you are mellow after that....then damn...
Click to expand...
Ever have a Dr.Pepper?

Half pint of beer other half coke and drop a shot of amaretto and chug.

Tastes exactly like Dr. Pepper, but if you let it sit it will not taste good...but for that brief moment it's like chugging pop. Those are trouble; mixing with every drink 😛
 
Originally posted by: Stunt
Originally posted by: DeathBUA
Originally posted by: Stunt
Originally posted by: FilmCamera
No I'm serious. I just get really mellow. That's it.
Click to expand...
Try drinking Redbull and vodkas and go somewhere fun...
You simply cannot mellow 🙂
Click to expand...
Pffftt....shots of crown royal then drink a 16 ounce coke a few minutes after each shot....if you are mellow after that....then damn...
Click to expand...
Ever have a Dr.Pepper?

Half pint of beer other half coke and drop a shot of amaretto and chug.

Tastes exactly like Dr. Pepper, but if you let it sit it will not taste good...but for that brief moment it's like chugging pop. Those are trouble; mixing with every drink 😛
Click to expand...

Hmmm I'd have to try that one. What kinda beer? Hopefully not the horse p!ss called bud or miller or anything like that.

One way to get messed quick as one of my friends found out is to alternate shots of Gin and Tequila....

After an hour later that classic one liner came out....*stomping her feet on the floor* "I cant feel my damn feet!!!!"
 
Originally posted by: DeathBUA
Originally posted by: Stunt
Originally posted by: DeathBUA
Originally posted by: Stunt
Originally posted by: FilmCamera
No I'm serious. I just get really mellow. That's it.
Click to expand...
Try drinking Redbull and vodkas and go somewhere fun...
You simply cannot mellow 🙂
Click to expand...
Pffftt....shots of crown royal then drink a 16 ounce coke a few minutes after each shot....if you are mellow after that....then damn...
Click to expand...
Ever have a Dr.Pepper?

Half pint of beer other half coke and drop a shot of amaretto and chug.

Tastes exactly like Dr. Pepper, but if you let it sit it will not taste good...but for that brief moment it's like chugging pop. Those are trouble; mixing with every drink 😛
Click to expand...

Hmmm I'd have to try that one. What kinda beer? Hopefully not the horse p!ss called bud or miller or anything like that.

One way to get messed quick as one of my friends found out is to alternate shots of Gin and Tequila....

After an hour later that classic one liner came out....*stomping her feet on the floor* "I cant feel my damn feet!!!!"
Click to expand...


the beer really doesn't matter...regular draft is okay to use...normally, you drop the shot glass of armaretto into the half filled mug of beer and then chug the beer...

if you put some 151 on top of the shot and light it, it would be called a flaming dr pepper... good stuff....
 
One my friends always quote me on is "Game is friend!" We were about to start a game of dota and I was trying to say something else... like game is fun, I'm not quite sure.

Other one is yelling about everyone else's name in the room before I hit the person I want. "Hey, Bob, Greg, Frank, Josh.. Um JOHN!"
 
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