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It's short so I'll copy/paste:
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Drunk monkeys cause chaos
A group of drunk monkeys rampaged through an Indian village after stealing a specially fermented drink. The primates stole the liquor made from marijuana leaves which residents were preparing for a religious festival.
Stunned Baralapokhari villagers struck back at the inebriated monkeys with sticks and other weapons and drove them away. Three residents sustained injuries requiring hospital treatment, reports The Times of India.
The intoxicating 'pana' drink had been prepared from marijuana leaves as part of an offering to Hindu gods for the Oriya new year. The villagers had kept it in pots outside their huts, an official said.
Monkeys that passed out have since been returned to the forest.
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Cliffs:
1. Monkeys get wrecked
2. Monkeys wreck sh1t
(I searched for "drunk" and "monkey" - that turned up some weird threads...)
It's short so I'll copy/paste:
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Drunk monkeys cause chaos
A group of drunk monkeys rampaged through an Indian village after stealing a specially fermented drink. The primates stole the liquor made from marijuana leaves which residents were preparing for a religious festival.
Stunned Baralapokhari villagers struck back at the inebriated monkeys with sticks and other weapons and drove them away. Three residents sustained injuries requiring hospital treatment, reports The Times of India.
The intoxicating 'pana' drink had been prepared from marijuana leaves as part of an offering to Hindu gods for the Oriya new year. The villagers had kept it in pots outside their huts, an official said.
Monkeys that passed out have since been returned to the forest.
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Cliffs:
1. Monkeys get wrecked
2. Monkeys wreck sh1t
(I searched for "drunk" and "monkey" - that turned up some weird threads...)
