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Drunk people really confuse me sometimes

minendo

minendo

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So I am in the kitchen cooking myself some food when this drunk guy, who had passed out in the living room, woke up and started making a bunch of noise. I walk into the living room and he is feeling up the TV. I ask him if he is alright and what the hell he is doing. He simply states "Dude I am fine. I am just turning going the bathroom."

He was quite shocked when I informed him he was in the living room and told him that if in fact he was going the bathroom that he had quite a mess to clean up.
 
Originally posted by: minendo
So I am in the kitchen cooking myself some food when this drunk guy, who had passed out in the living room, woke up and started making a bunch of noise. I walk into the living room and he is feeling up the TV. I ask him if he is alright and what the hell he is doing. He simply states "Dude I am fine. I am just turning going the bathroom."

He was quite shocked when I informed him he was in the living room and told him that if in fact he was going the bathroom that he had quite a mess to clean up.
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:Q
 
Originally posted by: minendo
So I am in the kitchen cooking myself some food when this drunk guy, who had passed out in the living room, woke up and started making a bunch of noise. I walk into the living room and he is feeling up the TV. I ask him if he is alright and what the hell he is doing. He simply states "Dude I am fine. I am just turning going the bathroom."

He was quite shocked when I informed him he was in the living room and told him that if in fact he was going the bathroom that he had quite a mess to clean up.
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OMG, I woulda kicked the sh!t out of him.

-Xionide
 
Originally posted by: LyNx01
So did he make a mess or what?
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Nope. He finally woke up and actually made it to the bathroom. Of course I don't care if he made a mess in the bathroom since I have my own bathroom.
 
the only thing worse is then "that" drunk guy is also someone random who thought your house was a free hotel.
 
Friend of mine got so trashed (drugs+alcohol) that he decided to come downstairs into the middle of a crowded kitchen, pull out his penis and start pissing all over some girls and the floor thinking he had walked all the way to the bathroom. Nothing scatters a room quicker than a penis shooting highspeed liquids
 
The best was when my buddy was on angel trumpets and when our other friend's father came home with his 13 year old daughter, my bud was washing dishes in the kitchen buck naked. Those things will fvck you up bad.
 
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Friend of mine got so trashed (drugs+alcohol) that he decided to come downstairs into the middle of a crowded kitchen, pull out his penis and start pissing all over some girls and the floor thinking he had walked all the way to the bathroom. Nothing scatters a room quicker than a penis shooting highspeed liquids
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lol..Im glad I didnt see that.

🙂
 
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