Drunk people can't install Windows

BobDaMenkey

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Bet you that I could. Well, dunno bout the FTP server. But I certainly could install windows while drunk. I also seem to be better at pool while drinking, although, not at my own house.
 

ProviaFan

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Drunk people can't unlock doors.

Drunk people can't find the bathroom.

Drunk people forget how to use an elevator.

etc...

It is truly amazing the number of things that one sees that drunk people can't do while in college.
 

GeekDrew

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Originally posted by: ProviaFan
Drunk people can't unlock doors.

Drunk people can't find the bathroom.

Drunk people forget how to use an elevator.

etc...

It is truly amazing the number of things that one sees that drunk people can't do while in college.

Try the public sector on for size. You'll find amazing the number of things that one sees that drunk people that are otherwise bright CAN do, compared to the general public. That is, pronounce their name, or spell it correctly.
 

Rainsford

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Originally posted by: ProviaFan
Drunk people can't unlock doors.

Drunk people can't find the bathroom.

Drunk people forget how to use an elevator.

etc...

It is truly amazing the number of things that one sees that drunk people can't do while in college.

Indeed...

On the other hand, several times in college I fixed a program I had to write for a class or a serious computer problem, which most of the time stumped me previously, after a hard night on hitting the bottle. Makes me wonder...
 

Injury

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I not only sucessfully installed windows while drunk, I sucessfully backed up a guy's critical files before formatting.


Was talking to a guy at a party that said his computer was fukked and he needed it fixed by Monday morning (It was Friday night) or he'd have to start a 10+ page report over without remembering the links he referenced. I told him I'd fix it for $50, he asked if I could fix it NOW... I was in the wrong state of mind to stop and think that I might completely ruin it all, but kept drinking the entire time.

In hindsight, that could be the perfect excuse for a person that might just want to rapez0r my butt...
 
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I've done probably 300+ installs of XP. I could do it blindfolded AND drunk.

Hell, I might just try that tonight for the hell of it. Better start drinking now!
 

DaiShan

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Nah you just have no skillz. Getting loaded was about the only way I could deal with my last job. I'd be more impressed if you could install NT4 sober heh.