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As many of you know, I work for the Emergency Medical Service at my school...we take care of lots and lots of drunk college kids. Hey, thats cool. I see vomit all the time, no biggie.

However, what I don't see much, and I am very glad for it, is people sh!tting themselves because they had too much to drink. Why in the blue hell would you drink to the point of crapping in your own pants? How is that in anyway fun? Whats worse, is that I had to be in the room, and walking through some of the leftover poop. Oh well, comes with the job I guess.

Anyway, just do us all a favor, and if you drink, stop drinking before you crap your pants. Thanks.
 
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LordJezo

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Last time I crapped my pants wat because I ate a green hot dog I found in the back of my refridgerator. I figured I could cook it and burn off any of the sickness that was inside of it.

Well, that night I drank a 40 of malt liquor and a whole lot of white castle. I woke up the next morning and thought I had gas. Well, it was more then gas.

Poor couch.

Ended up having to go #2 for over a dozen times a day (no joke at all. it was at least 12 times a day for a week straight). It was one of the most painful weeks in my life. By the time my roommates would wake up at 8am I would have already been in the bathroom 3 times.

Never went to a doctor either. I figured I could tough it out...
 
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MDE

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Originally posted by: LordJezo
Last time I crapped my pants wat because I ate a green hot dog I found in the back of my refridgerator. I figured I could cook it and burn off any of the sickness that was inside of it.

Well, that night I drank a 40 of malt liquor and a whole lot of white castle. I woke up the next morning and thought I had gas. Well, it was more then gas.

Poor couch.

Ended up having to go #2 for over a dozen times a day (no joke at all. it was at least 12 times a day for a week straight). It was one of the most painful weeks in my life. By the time my roommates would wake up at 8am I would have already been in the bathroom 3 times.

Never went to a doctor either. I figured I could tough it out...
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I'm sorry, but that made me LMAO.
 
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Insane3D

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Originally posted by: LordJezo
Last time I crapped my pants wat because I ate a green hot dog I found in the back of my refridgerator. I figured I could cook it and burn off any of the sickness that was inside of it.

Well, that night I drank a 40 of malt liquor and a whole lot of white castle. I woke up the next morning and thought I had gas. Well, it was more then gas.

Poor couch.

Ended up having to go #2 for over a dozen times a day (no joke at all. it was at least 12 times a day for a week straight). It was one of the most painful weeks in my life. By the time my roommates would wake up at 8am I would have already been in the bathroom 3 times.

Never went to a doctor either. I figured I could tough it out...
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Did you change your sig during that period to...

I CRAP ON YOU!

:p
 
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last new year's eve i had a little too much to drink and was feeling pretty sick. i went to a denny's to cool down when i had to really take a dump. by that point i was so drunk i didn't know if i was dreaming or not. i didn't crap all over myself but i had to keep making sure because while i was sitting on the crapper, i couldn't believe that i was able to keep it together for that long to 1. not crap all over my pants 2. be able to wipe 3. remember to pull up my pants afterwards 4. flush. amazingly i succeeded on all four and left without creating an embarrassing situation for myself. i consider myself lucky. :)
 
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LordJezo

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Originally posted by: DurocShark
LordJezo: You DID get rid of that couch, right?

/makes note to never sleep on LordJezo's couch
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It wasn't my couch. It was on-campus apartment furniture at my college. It's still there I think... at least I hope it is!!
 
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Mill

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I've never been so drunk that I've pissed my pants or crapped on myself. I've been really really really drunk before too, but I've never been to that level. I think I've only thrown up 3 or 4 times.
 
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miniMUNCH

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I've thrown up from drinking too much on two different occasions and based on those experiences I hold myself to a two drink max. now.
 
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Originally posted by: FallenHero
As many of you know, I work for the Emergency Medical Service at my school...we take care of lots and lots of drunk college kids. Hey, thats cool. I see vomit all the time, no biggie.

However, what I don't see much, and I am very glad for it, is people sh!tting themselves because they had too much to drink. Why in the blue hell would you drink to the point of crapping in your own pants? How is that in anyway fun? Whats worse, is that I had to be in the room, and walking through some of the leftover poop. Oh well, comes with the job I guess.

Anyway, just do us all a favor, and if you drink, stop drinking before you crap your pants. Thanks.
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LOL, sorry man... that sucks.
 
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Originally posted by: LordJezo
Originally posted by: DurocShark
LordJezo: You DID get rid of that couch, right?

/makes note to never sleep on LordJezo's couch
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It wasn't my couch. It was on-campus apartment furniture at my college. It's still there I think... at least I hope it is!!
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ewww....good thing i never came over to see you again after rutgersfest....

you prolly wouldn't even have told me...ewwww!!!
 
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nater

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How am I spending my friday night? Taking care of a friend who drank a bottle of Jager and a few beers then proceeded to crap his pants. Most disgusting thing I have seen EVER
 
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Originally posted by: nater
How am I spending my friday night? Taking care of a friend who drank a bottle of Jager and a few beers then proceeded to crap his pants. Most disgusting thing I have seen EVER
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Light weight.
 
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nater

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Originally posted by: minendo
Originally posted by: nater
How am I spending my friday night? Taking care of a friend who drank a bottle of Jager and a few beers then proceeded to crap his pants. Most disgusting thing I have seen EVER
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Light weight.
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his pants were anything but
 
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A certain AT member was very drunk one night, walked into his room, fell on his bed, then about 10 minutes later sat up and started mumbling about how he couldn't smell his sheets, then started pulling them to his nose and sniffing them.
 
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thomsbrain

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drunk people aren't fun.

my band had a gig tonight. the singer for the band that was to play before us got wasted and when his band started, he started climbing all over tables and knocking drinks over, bashing light fixtures, running into people, etc. i mean it's one thing to rock but another to be making people pissed off and be breaking crap. the bartender threw a steak knife at him and then tried to wrestle him to the ground (she was less than 5' feet tall and the only one running the place). my bassist had to hold him down. meanwhile some drunk was getting in my face for "spitting in his drink" after i picked his drink up to save it from being smashed by the maniac. end result: end of the show, everybody go home, we didn't get to play.

i think there needs to be an asshole sensor on booze. if you're an asshole, you don't get to drink, AND you get an electric shock for trying.
 
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RollWave

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I'm a sophmore in college, and I think that alcohol is definitely abused WAY TOO MUCH! Seriously, if you want to drink limit yourself to a buzz and dont go overboard. There's no point in doing anythign if you're not going to remember it.
 
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Azraele

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There's no point in doing anythign if you're not going to remember it.
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I never was able to figure out the logic of that. People will say "Ohhhh I had such an awesome time last night. I don't remember a thing!"

Then how do they know they had a good time? :disgust:
 
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