Drunk Moose Invade Swedish Seniors Home

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Drunk Moose Invade Swedish Seniors Home
By The Associated Press
Sat Nov 12, 7:27 AM

STOCKHOLM, Sweden - They rarely have problems with drunks or rowdy animals, but residents of a retirement home in southern Sweden had to deal with both: A pair of intoxicated moose invaded the premises.

The moose _ a cow and her calf _ had become drunk over the weekend by eating fermented apples they found outside the home in Sibbhult, said employee Anna Karlsson.

Police managed to scare them off once, but the tipsy mammals returned to get more of the tempting fruits. This time the moose were drunk and aggressive, forcing police to send for a hunter with a dog to make them leave.

Police did not pursue the culprits, but made sure all apples were picked up from the area, police chief Bengt Hallberg said. No one was hurt.

 

GagHalfrunt

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Apr 19, 2001
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I would not want to run into a drunk moose. Imagine an animal with the temper and social grace of Mike Tyson but 4 times the size.