Drunk man steals Coors truck

[madoka]

Merica!

http://www.pressdemocrat.com/news/8...man-suspected-of?artslide=3&sba=AAS&slide=GAL

A man wearing nothing but boxer shorts in the pattern of the American flag and sneakers got behind the wheel of a beer delivery truck idling in front of a liquor store in southwest Santa Rosa on Thursday and drove away, according to police.

A customer who saw the heist went inside MD Liquors on Sebastopol Road, alerting a delivery driver who was stocking Coors Banquet brews to what appeared to have been an opportunistic — and allegedly drunken— theft of the yellow truck just before noon, Santa Rosa police Sgt. Jeneane Kucker said.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I'd have to be drunk already to get near anything from Coors.

 

[Thebobo]

Nice shorts, are those stags in the blue area?

 

[highland145]

I'd have to be drunk already to get near anything from Coors.

Beat me to it.

Bet he was jonseing for a Mogen David truck.

 

[madoka]

Beat me to it.

Bet he was jonseing for a Mogen David truck.

Did none of you guys watch Smokey and the Bandit?

Wealthy Texan Big Enos Burdette and his son Little Enos seek a truck driver willing to bootleg Coors beer to Georgia for their refreshment. At the time, Coors was regarded as one of the finest beers in the United States,[3] but it could not be legally sold east of the Mississippi River. Truck drivers who had taken the bet previously had been caught and arrested by "Smokey" (CB slang for highway patrol officers, referring to the Smokey Bear–type hats worn in some states).

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Merica!

http://www.pressdemocrat.com/news/8...man-suspected-of?artslide=3&sba=AAS&slide=GAL

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[ElFenix]

 

[nakedfrog]

Yeah, that pic looks about right.

 

[Mayne]

my american cousin

 

[ElFenix]

anyone see if burt reynolds was nearby?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Did none of you guys watch Smokey and the Bandit?

Yeah, and I briefly believed it. Then Coors started shipping their swill nationwide and people on the east coast got to taste just how awful it is.

 

[Carson Dyle]

Sure glad they got out the tracking dogs and helicopters to find that guy. I wonder if any SWAT teams were called in to handle the guy in his boxer shorts.

 

[AdamK47]

The man was drunk before noon.

 

[Carson Dyle]

The man was drunk before noon.

And???

 

[Darwin333]

While it is definitely an understatement to say his choice of beers was woefully lacking I gotta give him props. He could have tried stealing a sixer from the store but he saw the big score and went for it.