Drunk lady births baby, names her MIlwaukee's Best.

glen

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Birthing Under The Influence
Oklahoma woman goes into labor after quaffing "Milwaukee's Best"

JULY 15--A pregnant Oklahoma woman who split a case of beer with her boyfriend shortly before giving birth last month is facing felony child neglect charges. Melissa Irene Tanner, a 37-year-old mother of seven, had a blood alcohol content nearly four times the state's .08 limit, according to the below probable cause affidavit. Tanner's baby, a girl born June 30, had a BAC of .21, nearly three times the Oklahoma limit. Tanner, who first told a nurse that she was unaware of the pregnancy, was arrested and tossed into the Washington County lockup, where she is being held in lieu of $30,000 bail. Tanner, pictured at right in a booking photo, drank a case of beer a week during her pregnancy, and apparently preferred "the cheap stuff," according to the affidavit. In fact, a friend quoted by cops said that after the baby was born, she asked Tanner what the girl was going to be named. Tanner, the friend told deputies, replied, "Maybe Milwaukee's Best."

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0715051tanner1.html
 

dullard

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May 21, 2001
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MY EYES! Put a warning up. That picture nearly killed me. It is safe for work, but we need some time to prepare ourselves.
 

JulesMaximus

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Jul 3, 2003
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Originally posted by: dullard
Put a warning up. That picture nearly killed me. It is safe for work, but we need some time to prepare ourselves.

No kidding, I wouldn't fvck her with your dick.
 
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Lola

Oh dear god...
Whats even scarrier than knowing she was drunk when she gave birth, is knowing that someone had sex with her at LEAST 7 times!
*BARF*
 

neutralizer

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Originally posted by: Mr N8
I don't know what's worse - That woman or Milwuakee's Best.

Wow, I feel sorry for this baby if it looks anything like the mom and mentally retarded from all the alcohol.
 

moshquerade

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Nov 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: eLiu
OMFG UGLY. JESUS. WHO THE HELL WOULD IMPREGNATE THAT?!?!?!!??!
as if there aren't guys out there who are ugly enough and desperate enough?


that woman should be sterilized :Q

 

eigen

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Originally posted by: EatSpam
Why am I not surprised this took place in a red state? I'll bet she is a "Christian" too.

Um she actually looks Indian.So yeah.
 

EatSpam

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Originally posted by: eigen
Originally posted by: EatSpam
Why am I not surprised this took place in a red state? I'll bet she is a "Christian" too.

Um she actually looks Indian.So yeah.

Just noticed that....edited my initial post.
 

OrByte

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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: dullard
Put a warning up. That picture nearly killed me. It is safe for work, but we need some time to prepare ourselves.

No kidding, I wouldn't fvck her with your dick.

AHHHHHHH LOL!!!!

I hate literally laughing out loud at work you MFer!!! :p