Drunk City Councilman Abandons Injured Son in Wrecked Corvette, Runs For Re-Election

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From Jalopnik (http://jalopnik.com/5899369/how-is-...d-son-in-a-wrecked-corvette-still-in-office):

A 23-year-old City Councilman from Riverbank, California was charged with a litany of offenses after crashing his Corvette into a parked car, while drunk, with his four-year-old kid strapped into the car. Councilman Jesse James White then proceeded to leave his bleeding son in the car as he ran away, only to be "tackled and held by bystanders" until the police arrived.

After spending nearly $69,000 to remove White from office, the City Council of Riverbank gave up because it was too expensive oust him.

It's a victory for small government.

White's accident happened back in February, but the story has continued as the young Councilman — who was elected when he was 19 — has fought to keep his seat and clear his name. Or, well, clear his name from the current set of charges.

In 2009, a grand jury concluded he wasn't a registered voter in Riverbank when he ran for office initially. He was also arrested in 2010 on drug charges. But leaving your bleeding kid in a car you crashed while three-times above the legal limit is a bridge too far even for Riverbank's non-discerning voters.

"What are you gonna do, you know, if people keep electing these idiots?" asked resident Elsa Bayly in in interview with the Sacramento CBS affiliate.

White pleaded not guilty to the charges and said he was going into rehab. His attorney then blamed the media for their coverage when they asked if he actually was going to rehab, saying "That's not your business."

The City Council is hoping voters will take care of White when his term is up in November, but White is apparently still running claiming people shouldn't "believe the hype."

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Here is his mugshot:

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What a tale. I find it strange enough that this guy was elected to the City Council at age 19, but even stranger that he is apparently sufficiently shameless to continue to run for office despite these charges (then again, a man who was anything but shameless would presumably not leave his bleeding four-year-old in a wrecked car while fleeing on foot to avoid DUI charges).

On his website, at http://www.jessejameswhite.com/, Mr. White bills himself as follows: "Independent Conservative-I'm sticking to my guns for less taxes, less government, personal responsibility, and your Second Amendment right to keep your guns too." I think he might want to pull the "personal responsibility" language.

Apparently he has skipped a number of City Council meetings since his arrest, claiming that he was in rehab, but has been seen in town during the same interval - it was when his attorney was confronted with this apparent contradiction that he said it was none of the media's business. By city ordinance, the Council can vote to bounce him if he fails to arrive for meetings for 60 days, but something tells me he will magically appear on, say, day 55, refreshed and renewed.
 
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monovillage

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His tremendous responsibilities in office are what drove him to commit these infractions. He needs kindness, understanding and counseling. The pressures of being a civic leader are what caused his mental breakdown, maybe he can find someone to help him in a civil suit against the city for not noticing his cries for help.
 

chucky2

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And I was expecting to see a link to 'Ol Ted here instead. Too bad for this guy, had he killed his kid, he could go on to be a Senator...
 

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From Jalopnik (http://jalopnik.com/5899369/how-is-...d-son-in-a-wrecked-corvette-still-in-office):



What a tale. I find it strange enough that this guy was elected to the City Council at age 19, but even stranger that he is apparently sufficiently shameless to continue to run for office despite these charges (then again, a man who was anything but shameless would presumably not leave his bleeding four-year-old in a wrecked car while fleeing on foot to avoid DUI charges).

On his website, at http://www.jessejameswhite.com/, Mr. White bills himself as follows: "Independent Conservative-I'm sticking to my guns for less taxes, less government, personal responsibility, and your Second Amendment right to keep your guns too." I think he might want to pull the "personal responsibility" language.

Apparently he has skipped a number of City Council meetings since his arrest, claiming that he was in rehab, but has been seen in town during the same interval - it was when his attorney was confronted with this apparent contradiction that he said it was none of the media's business. By city ordinance, the Council can vote to bounce him if he fails to arrive for meetings for 60 days, but something tells me he will magically appear on, say, day 55, refreshed and renewed.

In a lot of places so few people care about city council elections that a person who is modestly motivated and engaged can totally get elected, especially in a town of only around 22,000 people. A few hundred votes could probably put you on there.

Perhaps this episode will make people care about local government for one election at least.
 

actuarial

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Abandoning your injured kid in a car after you crashed it is downright despicable.
 

amish

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not too many people deserve an ass kicking, but...c'mon leaving your bleeding kid in the car after you were dumb enough to drive around drunk in the first place.
 

BoomerD

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Riverbank is a "suburb" of Modesto...OK, neighboring city whose borders bump up against ours...

They've been trying to get this buffoon out of office for several years...unsuccessfully.

He got elected initially because his grandfather was on the council and had been for many, many years. I suppose "name recognition" is part of it, as well as a bit of nepotism.
Since his election, he's been an embarrassment to the city...repeatedly.
 

dabuddha

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I just can't imagine leaving my kid behind bleeding. This piece of shit cockroach needs a bullet to the head.
 

Zedtom

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In America we like the freedom to run for public office to not be hindered by qualifications.
 

PokerGuy

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Just wow. How does this scum have the nerve to run for any office? I can't believe the people would be dumb enough to vote for him, but you never know.
 

Lemon law

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Typical behavior for someone who bills himself as a low tax responsible republican.

Oh well, by the Peter Principle he has reached his level of incompetence early at only the city council level. As I also wonder, will be get busted for drunk driving again while in rehab before 11/2012, will he get voted out in 11/2012, or will he like GWB and Romney, become a born again Christian, in which case he will become Presidential timber.
 

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In a lot of places so few people care about city council elections that a person who is modestly motivated and engaged can totally get elected, especially in a town of only around 22,000 people. A few hundred votes could probably put you on there.

Perhaps this episode will make people care about local government for one election at least.

This is it. Look at the ballot come this novemeber and note how many people run unopposed.
 

monovillage

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Typical behavior for someone who bills himself as a low tax responsible republican.

Oh well, by the Peter Principle he has reached his level of incompetence early at only the city council level. As I also wonder, will be get busted for drunk driving again while in rehab before 11/2012, will he get voted out in 11/2012, or will he like GWB and Romney, become a born again Christian, in which case he will become Presidential timber.

He wasn't accused of molesting the kid so it's obvious he's not a Democrat.
 
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I'm puzzled by this assertion:



How is the inability to get rid of this guy in any way to blame on small government?


Obviously it was a joke (I gather based on Mr. White's tea party leanings), but I agree it's not a very clear or well-written one.
 
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werepossum

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This is it. Look at the ballot come this novemeber and note how many people run unopposed.
To be fair, disinterest isn't the only reason people run unopposed. Our county has a County Clerk, Bill Knowles, who has done such a fantastic job in the office and has such strong bipartisan support that the other party doesn't bother to put anyone up against him. I'm a fairly political guy and I couldn't even tell you his party, but I can tell you that even if he had an opponent who on paper was my ideal candidate, I'd still vote for Knowles. The corollary to "Better the devil you know . . ." has to be "Better the excellent office holder you know than the excellent aspirant you don't."
 

xBiffx

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Fuck you, dad! Seriously, a very similar thing happened to me. Probably why I haven't spoken to the asshole in nearly 15 years.
 

Thump553

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He wasn't accused of molesting the kid so it's obvious he's not a Democrat.

?? Basis for your assertion the child molesters are Democrats-I'm pretty sure Catholic priests include a large number of Republicans-look at their recent anti-Obama campaign.