Drugs cause Terrorism, SUVs cause Terrorism, and now Obesity is a threat to National Security

[venk]

"Our preparedness as a nation depends on our health as individuals," he said, noting that he had spent some of his first months in office working with military leaders concerned about obesity and lack of fitness among America's youth. "The military needs healthy recruits," he said.

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I believe Final Exams cause Terrorism, lets outlaw those.

 

[LAUST]

What a joke

 

[Zugzwang152]

Originally posted by: venk

"Our preparedness as a nation depends on our health as individuals," he said, noting that he had spent some of his first months in office working with military leaders concerned about obesity and lack of fitness among America's youth. "The military needs healthy recruits," he said.

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I believe Final Exams cause Terrorism, lets outlaw those.

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

 

[wnied]

Anything that hinders Der Fuerhers...er I mean GW's cause can be construed as a threat to national security. Isnt NK more of a threat to our national sovereignty with their resumation of nuclear activity, and their harsh stance against anything american?(sans our food donations of course) But after we whack Saddam, theyre next on the list arent they?(Which would I guess explain their restarting of their nuclear program.)

Welcome to the begining of the 2nd crusades.
~wnied~

 

[Electrode]

EDIT: Removed list of things that cause terrorism and must be banned lest osama come and smite us all, since it really didn't make any sense.

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: Electrode

10. Vibrators

I'm pretty sure they PREVENT terrorism.

 

[Electrode]

I was mixing a few good things in there (Bunnies, Vibrators, etc) just to be funny. Now that I look at it, it doesn't make much sense. Then again, what does?

 

[Kaervak]

You all know that if something doesn't cause cancer, or obesity, or pollution then it causes terrorism. EVERYTHING IS BAD FOR THE WORLD, OH NO!!!

 

[Darein]

After reading the article, I still fail to see how obesity is a threat to national security.

 

[ElFenix]

obesity is a threat to health care and my pocketbook. about the only thing that causes more health problems is smoking.

 

[Darein]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
obesity is a threat to health care and my pocketbook. about the only thing that causes more health problems is smoking.

Good point, didn't think of that.

 

[LongCoolMother]

everything is bad for the world. there is nothing that cant be used for terrorism. i think the question is to what degree should it be considered a danger? i dont think food should, since its not THAT dagnerous, whereas other things can. i think EVERYTHING, can be dangerous, but to what degree it is, should be found before you become concerned.

 

[charrison]

Originally posted by: venk

"Our preparedness as a nation depends on our health as individuals," he said, noting that he had spent some of his first months in office working with military leaders concerned about obesity and lack of fitness among America's youth. "The military needs healthy recruits," he said.

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I believe Final Exams cause Terrorism, lets outlaw those.

And the numnut that started this ad has a 21 car garage. I bet it is climate controlled as well. Fscking limo liberals.