Drugs are bad...mmKay? Guy smokes weed... then sucks horses dick.

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KeithTalent

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That guy's being awfully forward with that donkey.

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Hugo Drax

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People need to learn how to do things in moderation. don't smoke so much weed that you get the urge to suck horse dick.

So if your smoking pot and all of the sudden you start to think that maybe sucking horse dick sounds like fun, that's when you put the bong down and step outside for fresh air.

You have to know when to say when.
 

Naer

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Being attracted to a horse is something you were born with. You can't choose to be attracted to a horse
 

KeithTalent

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Being attracted to a horse is something you were born with. You can't choose to be attracted to a horse

I don't know man; wig, skirt, lipstick...could be in business.

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Train

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I don't know man; wig, skirt, lipstick...could be in business.

KT

I'd hit it

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Paladin3

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Maybe he was training the horse and this is just another teacher-stud(ent) relationship story? Stupid horse should have kept his mouth shut. Now he's ruined it for the whole stable.
 

SlitheryDee

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If you aren't the type of person who likes to suck horse cock, there's no weed on earth that could make you into one.
 

GagHalfrunt

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I think if you're willing to blow a horse when smoking pot you'd be willing to blow a horse anyway.
 

ImpulsE69

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That would make for an excellent marketing ad:

Smoke it until you don't care what else you put in your mouth :awe:
 

Jeff7

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Given how many people smoke weed on a regular basis, how come this is the first time we've heard about someone smoking weed and then blowing a horse?
The rest of the country has become jaded to it. It's just one of those normal side effects: Involuntary equine fellatio. Ya gotta take the good with the bad, you know?

You probably only know the PG-rated definition of the slang word "munchies."
 
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DrDoug

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Someone needs to name a new weed strain "Horse Dick" so stoners can say that they are sucking on it.

That would make for an excellent marketing ad:

Smoke it until you don't care what else you put in your mouth :awe:

"We sell kickass weed! If you smoke our dank don't be surprised when you find a horse's dick in your mouth!"
 

BoomerD

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Fuck that...now that pot's legal here in Warshington...and retail pot shops are open, I've considered giving it a try...but now I'm gonna have to pass. There's just something about blowing a horse that seems very...unappealing to me.
 

zinfamous

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Fuck that...now that pot's legal here in Warshington...and retail pot shops are open, I've considered giving it a try...but now I'm gonna have to pass. There's just something about blowing a horse that seems very...unappealing to me.

Boomer, I assure you that there is nothing in weed that is going to convert an anti-horsecocksucker into a pro-horsecocksucker.

belay those fears.
 

BoomerD

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Boomer, I assure you that there is nothing in weed that is going to convert an anti-horsecocksucker into a pro-horsecocksucker.

belay those fears.

So...you're saying that the guy in the OP's link was a latent horsecocksucker that just needed some pot to bring him out of the stable? :hmm:
 

Ns1

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So...you're saying that the guy in the OP's link was a latent horsecocksucker that just needed some pot to bring him out of the stable? :hmm:

he was already gonna suck off the horse, the weed just made sure his orgasm was 110% instead of 100%.