Having graduated in a rough economy, I decided to employ my services at COMPUSA. This was my first position requiring a drug test..ie urine sample. So along I go to a lab, where it was indicated I needed to provide half a cup. It was a large cup. Unfortunately I had gone to the bathroom a short time before, so I was a little low on ammo.
"Not to worry", I said to my little guy (who was attempting to hide within the ample folds of my underwear)..."just give it some time..."
So i stood there for the better part of 20 minutes, exercising muscles I didn't even know I had. Still...I was a few ounces short. I then proceeded to manipulate, tweak, and squeeze...attempting to milk out every bit of fluid in me...., whereupon I was reminded by a knock on the door that i was here to provide a urine sample, not a sperm sample.
Finally, after much struggle, I was able to produce half a cup...(i swear most of that was sweat from my exertions. ) After handing over the cup, the attendant measured out a quarter and told me they didn't need the rest and proceeded to pour it in the toilet!!! WTF!!!
I won't be able to walk with my legs together for the next two days and all they needed was a quarter cup!!!! This is outrageous.
So for all you people getting drug tests, they lie!!!...they don't really need that much urine. Save your little man the torture I put mine through
"Not to worry", I said to my little guy (who was attempting to hide within the ample folds of my underwear)..."just give it some time..."
So i stood there for the better part of 20 minutes, exercising muscles I didn't even know I had. Still...I was a few ounces short. I then proceeded to manipulate, tweak, and squeeze...attempting to milk out every bit of fluid in me...., whereupon I was reminded by a knock on the door that i was here to provide a urine sample, not a sperm sample.
Finally, after much struggle, I was able to produce half a cup...(i swear most of that was sweat from my exertions. ) After handing over the cup, the attendant measured out a quarter and told me they didn't need the rest and proceeded to pour it in the toilet!!! WTF!!!
I won't be able to walk with my legs together for the next two days and all they needed was a quarter cup!!!! This is outrageous.
So for all you people getting drug tests, they lie!!!...they don't really need that much urine. Save your little man the torture I put mine through
