Not a lawyer but around here they'd still be able to charge him with obstruction of justice.
Standard issue blowgun!Now, for extra measures, the police force must be armed with darts.
Prove it wasn't a weather balloon.
Littering and Littering and Littering and Littering and Littering and Littering and Littering and Littering and Littering and Littering and ...
can't they just pull their guns and do some target practice?
idgi, how much could that little baggie possibly be worth? I don't know anything about drugs unrelated to acne clearance and hair regrowth, but surely a cocaine/heroin/etc dealer would have a lot more than that on him.
Of course this isnt real... I put so many clues in it to hint at it being satire but you know what they say... you have to make your jokes understandable for even the stupidest person or they wont get them. my bad. I didn't mean to ruin your day by forcing you to watch my video.
idgi, how much could that little baggie possibly be worth? I don't know anything about drugs unrelated to acne clearance and hair regrowth, but surely a cocaine/heroin/etc dealer would have a lot more than that on him.