Driving my neighbor nuts

[DrPizza]

A few months ago, I noticed that the droppings from my baby goats look just like rodent droppings. There are piles of them all over the ground. Well, I started getting a small scoop of them when I'm going for a walk, and as I'm passing my neighbors house, I fling them onto his porch to scare him. It's working - I've noticed the occasional box of d-con rodent poison sitting on his porch, I've seen a few baited mouse traps on his porch, and even a huge rat trap sitting on his porch right by the front door. It'll be hilarious if he steps on it in his bare feet while retrieving the newspaper some Sunday morning.

I think it's driving him nuts though - I've seen him crawling around on the ground with a flashlight, looking under the porch. I constantly see him peering out between the curtains - looking at the neighbors? Nope - he stares at the porch floor. Heck, the guy apparently went to the extent of getting a dog recently to maybe scare away the rodents (not sure why he didn't opt for a cat.)

 

[NetWareHead]

Well I assume then that you guys are friends and this is a joke. Because I'd be pretty pissed at shit thrown on my front porch and my time/money spent on solving a non-existent problem. But when I find it was joking on your part, then I would have to invent creative ways to get you back

 

[Bryophyte]

LMAO

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Is this a parody thread?

 

[HydroSqueegee]

Booooooooooooooooo urns

 

[Joseph F]

Well I assume then that you guys are friends and this is a joke. Because I'd be pretty pissed at shit thrown on my front porch and my time/money spent on solving a non-existent problem. But when I find it was joking on your part, then I would have to invent creative ways to get you back

This.

 

[highland145]

2nd cat.

 

[Krazy4Real]

Well I assume then that you guys are friends and this is a joke. Because I'd be pretty pissed at shit thrown on my front porch and my time/money spent on solving a non-existent problem. But when I find it was joking on your part, then I would have to invent creative ways to get you back

This.

 

[Pantlegz]

Is this a parody thread?

that's what I was thinking... I dunno who would throw goat shit on their neighbors porch. fucking strange

 

[OCGuy]

Pics of neighbor's nuts?

 

[highland145]

Pics of neighbor's nuts?

 

[DrPizza]

Is this a parody thread?

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2240509

But, of course! You seriously don't think I'd throw poop on my neighbor's porch, do you? Though, now that I've thought of the idea - if you could find seeds or something that look just like mouse turds - it might be pretty funny to do that to a neighbor regularly. (Not one of my neighbors though.)

 

[Broheim]

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2240509

But, of course! You seriously don't think I'd throw poop on my neighbor's porch, do you? Though, now that I've thought of the idea - if you could find seeds or something that look just like mouse turds - it might be pretty funny to do that to a neighbor regularly. (Not one of my neighbors though.)

aaw don't ruin it, this thread could have gone places

 

[Childs]

Heck, the guy apparently went to the extent of getting a dog recently to maybe scare away the rodents (not sure why he didn't opt for a cat.)

If he suspects rats, a dog is better. Cats won't mess with big rats, and your goat droppings might look like big rats.

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2240509

But, of course! You seriously don't think I'd throw poop on my neighbor's porch, do you? Though, now that I've thought of the idea - if you could find seeds or something that look just like mouse turds - it might be pretty funny to do that to a neighbor regularly. (Not one of my neighbors though.)

DOH!

 

[Pheran]

LOL, best parody in a while.

 

[NetWareHead]

Lmao....good one Doc

 

[Atomic Playboy]

aaw don't ruin it, this thread could have gone places

I like how people were taking him seriously, as if DrPizza would actually do something that petty or juvenile. His pranks are way more hardcore. People die. That's just how the man rolls.

 

[waggy]

lol

 

[Joseph F]

I thought parody threads weren't allowed.

 

[NetWareHead]

I like how people were taking him seriously, as if DrPizza would actually do something that petty or juvenile. His pranks are way more hardcore. People die. That's just how the man rolls.

Lol

 

[sourceninja]

You know it's a good prank when the pranker is willing to carry shit in his hands.

 

[OCGuy]

I thought parody threads weren't allowed.

Friday is parody day.

 

[preslove]

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2240509

But, of course! You seriously don't think I'd throw poop on my neighbor's porch, do you?

WTF!!!!!?????

You ruined a perfect troll thread

 

[ShawnD1]

I like how people were taking him seriously, as if DrPizza would actually do something that petty or juvenile. His pranks are way more hardcore. People die. That's just how the man rolls.

I was walking by my neighbour's house and I decided to throw a glass bottle full of gasoline with a flaming rag sticking out of it at his window. You know, just to scare him. Long story short, Bob wasn't home and his entire family died in the fire. I can probably still scare him if I tell him that I had sex with his wife 12 years ago and he was actually raising my son this whole time.

 

[pelov]

What I want to know is how the hell you have goats AND a computer?