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Drive-through ATM Machines - Men vs. Women

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No Lifer
Saw this over at The Car Lounge 😀
MALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Put down your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Put window up.

7. Drive off.


FEMALE PROCEDURE:


Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth.!!!!

1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.

3. Set parking brake, put the window down.

4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.

5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written
on the inside back page.

11. Enter PIN.

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash
inside.

17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in
back of checkbook.

18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card
into the slot provided!

23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

25. Redial person on cell phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Parking Brake.
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you forgot 12.1-5

12.1, empty handbag to find register
12.2, try and figure out how much money to take out
12.3, remind self that that new pair of shoes will be an extra $125.43
12.4, mentally try and add 125.43 to pre determined amount
12.5, mentally note to self that this will require an explanation to husband
 
Originally posted by: PingSpike
Originally posted by: deathkoba
I thought ATM stands for ass 2 mouth. Guess I was wrong.
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LOL...I think you should try log off empornium for awhile, put on your pants and go for a walk.
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I'll do that but it's Puretna btw : )

In fact I'll go to the driving range and smack some balls into the piers.
 
Originally posted by: deathkoba
I thought ATM stands for ass 2 mouth. Guess I was wrong.
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M2A stands for Mouth to Anus. Seriously, it's a thing GI doctors use; it's like a pill you swallow, and it gives the doc a camera view of your entire GI tract, all the way out your butt.
 
Originally posted by: WraithETC
I stop and put on the parking break but I noticed women drop their cards more often.
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Yeah I don't know why the man list doesn't include setting the parking brake... If I'm hanging out my window punching my PIN into an ATM, I don't want to have to worry about keeping my foot on the brake.
 
Originally posted by: mugs
Originally posted by: WraithETC
I stop and put on the parking break but I noticed women drop their cards more often.
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Yeah I don't know why the man list doesn't include setting the parking brake... If I'm hanging out my window punching my PIN into an ATM, I don't want to have to worry about keeping my foot on the brake.
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If you are in 80% of people who drive automatic, you only need to put shifter on park, and when u drive, on Drive. Different story with the stick though..
 
I'm always amazed when I see women who can't pull up to an ATM correctly so that they don't have to open their door, hang out of the window, or get out completely.
 
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