Drinking game for Prez speech tonight

[Fritzo]

Everytime someone says:

"It's time to..." take a drink.

"The American people..." take two drinks.

You'll be drunk in 10 minutes.

 

[SP33Demon]

Don't you mean "jobs" or "economy"?

 

[Atomic Playboy]

You'll be dead by the end of it.

 

[xBiffx]

Better yet, go with "I" or "me" and you won't last 2 minutes.

 

[Matthiasa]

He is probably going to drink watered down junk.

 

[GotIssues]

Deficit, jobs, and budget will be the winners.

 

[ultimatebob]

I bet that he'll avoid the word "stimulus"...

 

[Lithium381]

"fair share"

 

[nick1985]

"Investment"

 

[Arkaign]

'um'/'uh' = death

 

[jingramm]

"jobs" and "economy"

 

[shortylickens]

The presidents success and failures are nothing to play games about.
Also, I think I will stay sober until I can find work.

 

[TheNinja]

The presidents success and failures are nothing to play games about.
Also, I think I will stay sober until I can find work.

Thanks, Buzz Killington

 

[Zedtom]

The presidents success and failures are nothing to play games about.
Also, I think I will stay sober until I can find work.

You can still play along, just take a drink whenever the President refers to his friends in the Republican party.

 

[Exterous]

Better yet, go with "I" or "me" and you won't last 2 minutes.

Light weight. I drink everytime he says a word with a vowel in it

 

[Fritzo]

The presidents success and failures are nothing to play games about.
Also, I think I will stay sober until I can find work.

Do you know why W.S. Gilbert was frequently drunk on his trans-Atlantic crossings?

No?

Because he was quartered on the port side.

Now that I've got you, let's both revisit the birth of the D'Oyly Carte Opera Company...