drinking beer out a baby bottle

moshquerade

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man, that is pathetic. one of our local bars is having that as a contest this weekend.
"for the guy who misses being breastfed" :Q
 
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actually, that would be kinda funny to see. beer from a fake teat!!! :laugh:
 

hypn0tik

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
man, that is pathetic. one of our local bars is having that as a contest this weekend.
"for the guy who misses being breastfed" :Q

Hahahaha. That's hilarious.
 

Fullmetal Chocobo

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My mom used to do that to my brothers friends. She would bet them that she could get them fvcked up off of two beers... She used a baby bottle, and it worked every time...
Tas.
 

eakers

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My mom used to do that to my brothers friends. She would bet them that she could get them fvcked up off of two beers... She used a baby bottle, and it worked every time...
yeah, thats what i was thinking... really drunk, really fast
 

iamwiz82

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Originally posted by: tasburrfoot78362
My mom used to do that to my brothers friends. She would bet them that she could get them fvcked up off of two beers... She used a baby bottle, and it worked every time...
Tas.

Your mother used to do that to her son's friends? WTF?
 

Fullmetal Chocobo

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Originally posted by: iamwiz82
Originally posted by: tasburrfoot78362
My mom used to do that to my brothers friends. She would bet them that she could get them fvcked up off of two beers... She used a baby bottle, and it worked every time...
Tas.

Your mother used to do that to her son's friends? WTF?

Yep. Mom was cool. When they were around drinking, she'd get them really messed up. They had the beer and everything... She was just messing with them. She'd also give out condoms for Halloween and stuff like that too.
Tas.
 

dxkj

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Originally posted by: tasburrfoot78362
Originally posted by: iamwiz82
Originally posted by: tasburrfoot78362
My mom used to do that to my brothers friends. She would bet them that she could get them fvcked up off of two beers... She used a baby bottle, and it worked every time...
Tas.

Your mother used to do that to her son's friends? WTF?

Yep. Mom was cool. When they were around drinking, she'd get them really messed up. They had the beer and everything... She was just messing with them. She'd also give out condoms for Halloween and stuff like that too.
Tas.

Is your mom a late 20's attractive School Teacher?
 

Fullmetal Chocobo

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Originally posted by: dxkj
Originally posted by: tasburrfoot78362
Originally posted by: iamwiz82
Originally posted by: tasburrfoot78362
My mom used to do that to my brothers friends. She would bet them that she could get them fvcked up off of two beers... She used a baby bottle, and it worked every time...
Tas.

Your mother used to do that to her son's friends? WTF?

Yep. Mom was cool. When they were around drinking, she'd get them really messed up. They had the beer and everything... She was just messing with them. She'd also give out condoms for Halloween and stuff like that too.
Tas.

Is your mom a late 20's attractive School Teacher?

No, no, and no. And that was a while ago as well. Although we do still have get-togethers and do some drinking at moms everyone once in a while.
Tas.
 

ViRGE

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Originally posted by: eakers
My mom used to do that to my brothers friends. She would bet them that she could get them fvcked up off of two beers... She used a baby bottle, and it worked every time...
yeah, thats what i was thinking... really drunk, really fast
Perhaps I'm missing something, but why would a baby bottle make someone get drunk faster?
 

Kelemvor

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Originally posted by: ViRGE
Originally posted by: eakers
My mom used to do that to my brothers friends. She would bet them that she could get them fvcked up off of two beers... She used a baby bottle, and it worked every time...
yeah, thats what i was thinking... really drunk, really fast
Perhaps I'm missing something, but why would a baby bottle make someone get drunk faster?

I think it's got something to do with nto getting any air in when you drink so it's more potent going down or something.
 

BatmanNate

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My buddy used to drink it from a gas can, it made for some funny pictures. He also made a suit of armor from empty PBR cases. :D
 

Black88GTA

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Originally posted by: BatmanNate
My buddy used to drink it from a gas can, it made for some funny pictures. He also made a suit of armor from empty PBR cases. :D

We made a beer bong in college out of a 1 gallon gas can. It was awesome - you could bong 6 cans at once, if you were man enough to take the challenge. ;) We lovingly referred to it as "McChuggit"
 

venk

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Originally posted by: klah
Originally posted by: moshquerade
man, that is pathetic. one of our local bars is having that as a contest this weekend.
"for the guy who misses being breastfed" :Q

maybe nsfw

"The old 'Suck the beer from the baby bottle' contest:"
http://webzoom.freewebs.com/dsummzzz/halloween04_49.jpg
http://webzoom.freewebs.com/dsummzzz/halloween04_50.jpg
http://webzoom.freewebs.com/dsummzzz/halloween04_53.jpg

:shocked:



That looks like fun, I just hope I can convince the ladies that my milk bottle is longer, thinner, and non transparent. :Q