A is for Alcohol
:The key to surviving college
B is for Beer
:The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging
C is for Class
:What you're supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party
D is for Dancing
:A favourite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic
E is for Emergency
:The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party
F is for Fucked-Up
:Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out
G is for Games
:Anything that involves cards, dice and chugging beers
H is for Hang-over
:Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank
I is for Idiot
:The guy that spilled his beer on you and everyone else at the party
J is for Jail
:Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home
K is for Kissing
:What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers
L is for Lord
erson you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol
M is for Money
:That which you no longer have due to too much partying
N is for Not Again!
:What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don't know
P is for Pee
:What you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking beer
Q is for Quilt
:What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning
R is for Reform
:What you promise god you will do while you're puking in the toilet
S is for Sex
:What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk
T is for Ten
:The number of beers it takes ME to get drunk
U is for Underage
:Most of the drinking population in college town
V is for Vodka
:The mother of all alcohols and the best way to get drunk in an hour
W is for Worm
:The part of Tequila that reminds you of Biology class tomorrow
X is for X-Ray
:How they can see into your stomach before they pump it
Y is for Yourself
:The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every week-end
Z is for Zoned
:How you will be for the next 12 hours following drinking
:The key to surviving college
B is for Beer
:The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging
C is for Class
:What you're supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party
D is for Dancing
:A favourite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic
E is for Emergency
:The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party
F is for Fucked-Up
:Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out
G is for Games
:Anything that involves cards, dice and chugging beers
H is for Hang-over
:Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank
I is for Idiot
:The guy that spilled his beer on you and everyone else at the party
J is for Jail
:Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home
K is for Kissing
:What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers
L is for Lord
erson you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcoholM is for Money
:That which you no longer have due to too much partying
N is for Not Again!
:What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don't know
P is for Pee
:What you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking beer
Q is for Quilt
:What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning
R is for Reform
:What you promise god you will do while you're puking in the toilet
S is for Sex
:What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk
T is for Ten
:The number of beers it takes ME to get drunk
U is for Underage
:Most of the drinking population in college town
V is for Vodka
:The mother of all alcohols and the best way to get drunk in an hour
W is for Worm
:The part of Tequila that reminds you of Biology class tomorrow
X is for X-Ray
:How they can see into your stomach before they pump it
Y is for Yourself
:The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every week-end
Z is for Zoned
:How you will be for the next 12 hours following drinking
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