Drink Some "Feminine Juices" For An Energy Boost

[NFS4]

This product might not come as much of a surprise to our UK readers, but when we happened upon this "unique" brand of energy drink we were, um, kind of shocked. We'll let the product speak for itself:

Pussy is a 100% natural drink. No nasty chemicals and nothing manufactured. It is made for people looking for a natural alternative. The name Pussy shocks and demands attention — that's the point. Inhibition is a recipe for mediocrity. This is a premium energy drink named with confidence.

Our Pussy is all natural! Our Pussy demands attention! Our Pussy had confidence! Upon diving further into the product's website, we discovered that our also Pussy has a personality! And values!

Personality: Pussy is spontaneous, entertaining, optimistic and fun. It's a starting point. A moment when something happens and when things begin -– Pussy starts conversations. It believes in having a good time as often as possible.

Values: Pussy is the first truly premium energy drink. We have sourced the best ingredients to create a great taste and a natural lift. We believe in challenging the consensus –- and moving things forward. Pussy is about natural energy, it's irreverent, sophisticated and a pleasure to drink. Pussy is NOT about being serious, chemical energy, having a corporate attitude or being predictable.

Our Pussy is unpredictable! Our Pussy isn't about having a corporate attitude! Our Pussy believes in "having a good time!" Our Pussy is sophisticated! (You bet it is.) Um, our Pussy likes to "entertain?" Our Pussy starts conversations? Our Pussy is a "pleasure to drink?"

Pussy is unique. It is made with a blend of fresh white grape juice from Southern Italy, pressed Mexican limes and lightly carbonated water. These are then mixed with Grenadilla and Lychee flavours, infused with six selected botanical herbs: Milk Thistle, Guarana, Siberian Ginseng, Sarsaparilla, Schizandra, and Gingko Biloba.

Our Pussy combats depression! Our Pussy improves insomnia! Our Pussy cures psoriasis! (Paging Kim Kardashian!) Our Pussy improves liver function! Our Pussy ...reduces bowel complaints? Okay, that'll do.

http://jezebel.com/5827445/drink-some-pussy-for-an-energy-boost

 

[HAL9000]

 

[Newbian]

Any pussy is good pussy.

 

[NFS4]

Link or GTFO

 

[HAL9000]

Link or GTFO

It was a while ago and the search function here sucks.

 

[mizzou]

I'm gagging just a bit just thinking about drinking a full cold can of pussy juice

 

[mizzou]

Oh...do you think canned pussy juice would be the same consistency as like the juice left over in a del-monte fruit cup?

That would be a gross out X factor for this commercial item, you know, if it's of that consistency. And it should have a few white chunks in it.

 

[SandEagle]

I'm gagging just a bit just thinking about drinking a full cold can of pussy juice

tastes like fish oil

 

[Newbian]

tastes like fish oil

Just hope there is no hair floating in it.

 

[Crusty]

It was a while ago and the search function here sucks.

Then don't claim repost if you aren't willing to put in the work.

 

[HAL9000]

Then don't claim repost if you aren't willing to put in the work.

Why?

 

[NFS4]

tastes like fish oil

 

[Crusty]

Why?

Because it makes you sound like a whiny bitch. If you are going to complain about something at least have the decency to put some effort into fixing the problem.

 

[halik]

Drink Booty sweat baby

 

[Ben90]

Any pussy is good pussy.

Wrong

 

[PottedMeat]

Top Gear - Would you like some pussy?

James May: What flavor is it?

 

[SP33Demon]

Stupid. You could substitute penis for everything in that paragraph, they are just looking for attention. White grape juice? Yuck.

 

[Meghan54]

Link or GTFO

HAL's right, this is a repost. So STFU snd GTFO yourself!


Obligatory link: http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2174293

 

[HAL9000]

Because it makes you sound like a whiny bitch. If you are going to complain about something at least have the decency to put some effort into fixing the problem.

I was hoping the problem would be fixed after the notification of a repost, as with many many many other threads.

 

[HAL9000]

HAL's right, this is a repost. So STFU snd GTFO yourself!


Obligatory link: http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2174293

Thank you sir.

 

[Sinsear]

It was a while ago and the search function here sucks.

You could ways leave and not come back. You wouldn't have to see reposts or use the search function that sucks.

 

[Wyndru]

Any pussy is good pussy.

I beg to differ.

 

[shortylickens]

Every time I ate pussy my face cleared up.
No lie.

 

[Printer Bandit]

Link or GTFO