drink heavy and recycle

Lucky

Lifer
Nov 26, 2000
13,126
1
0
If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.

With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
 

Fausto

Elite Member
Nov 29, 2000
26,521
2
0
Originally posted by: pyonir
hmmm did you just get this forward?

I read this last year sometime.

No, that was Anheuser-Busch thanking you for personally keeping the company afloat.....you lush. ;)
 

pyonir

Lifer
Dec 18, 2001
40,855
319
126
Originally posted by: Fausto1

No, that was Anheuser-Busch thanking you for personally keeping the company afloat.....you lush. ;)

Again, i would rather slurp rancid tuna salad out of my own ass, than drink Anheuser-Busch beer products.
 

SnapIT

Banned
Jul 8, 2002
4,355
1
0
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: Fausto1

No, that was Anheuser-Busch thanking you for personally keeping the company afloat.....you lush. ;)

Again, i would rather slurp rancid tuna salad out of my own ass, than drink Anheuser-Busch beer products.

that.... was.... a.... disgusting.... comment....
 

pyonir

Lifer
Dec 18, 2001
40,855
319
126
Originally posted by: SnapIT

that.... was.... a.... disgusting.... comment....

So was implying that i would drink that sorry excuse for a beer. :)